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Kinda hate this website ngl it's making me even more miserable because I don't feel welcome and I'll probably dip idk

Victory Royale! :D #pixelart #art #miku #hatsunemiku #初音ミク #vocaloid #イラスト #illustration #fortnite

Transphobic as fuck but go off

SHEILA!!! #myart #venturebros

Baby worm, no shoes

They call it the switch 2 because it's the second one

Iconic

A Space Ghost Coast to Coast animation cel with a custom border illustrated and signed by C Martin Croker, as found on Tumblr www.tumblr.com/deanky/18538...

Ah yes the American dream Having your health ruined by an easily preventable illness due to lack of healthcare, losing your job because you're too sick to work, losing your home cause your landlord can't exploit someone with no money, then getting gunned down by cops for the crime of homelessness

Just a couple days before I get to babysit her again ;;!!!!

The only thing that astonishes me about the tiktok to rednote migration is that people like videos THAT much Sorry I'm a hater I cannot stand watching videos I cannot stand how they make my brain feel I cannot stand autoplay and wasting 15 seconds of time to watch a vid that I could have read in 2

I've made this. And you all have to deal with it.

My most boomhauer complaint is dang ol dang websites man all gettin dang links clickin it man with dang ol mouse ain't gonna accept no cookies man bad for the dang ol teeth

Just because Keroppi is green doesn’t mean he’s the most brat like Sanrio character he would cry his eyes out if he ever saw coke

they call him bill burr cuz he one cold mf ong 🙂‍↔️

You can't separate the male loneliness epidemic from the decline in male duos. Lonely guys used to find solace in Bill and Ted, Beavis and Butthead. Now where do they look? Jack Ryan. Ted Lasso. And they are adrift.

No, wait: "You need to own your media physically!" No, media needs to be available physically & that's different. You don't actually need/want to OWN everything you watch, because it's a nightmare - we learned that with CDs that had 1 good song in the '90s. Bring back video rental places.

The one good thing about being laid off that I can see is that the creep who follows me around and traps me inside to try to convert me to Christianity (and probably to convert me to cishet too) won't be able to pop in and bug me at my workplace anymore

So many of the "complaints" I'm seeing, no matter the generation, seem to come down to "the promise of web 2.0 was stolen and configured into a torment nexus that makes shitty cringelords rich." Which is very reasonable to be angry about.

It's hard to tell if two men in ye olden days were in love bc it was normal then as a guy to write to your guy friend that you pine for his embrace and the smell of his breath and you long beyond longing for his "fleshen tower which Providence must furely have fashioned and purposed for this aff"

The old adage "once it's on the internet it's forever" should be amended to "once it's on the internet, you have no control over it." It might be blasted out and reproduced infinitely, it might be deleted unexpectedly for a CEO's tax write-off.

I thought about telling you a whole story about who Mothman is talking to, and who Mothman is talking about, but I think if you dig into the posters on the wall you can weave your own story together 😘

Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek

What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs theonion.com/industr...

Never been happier that my dad and aunt are long dead cause I couldn't handle their inevitable support of the fascist far right

It's freaky having the tables turned.. I walked into the coffee shop and they knew my name and order already instead of the other way around

Imagine being a divorced comedian and not making jokes about your divorce every five seconds

It's hard being perfect all the time but someone's gotta be me

MTF stands for Miku to Fortnite

The only valid person who is blocking me is the one who has in their description "don't take blocks personally, I'm trying to curate a vampires-only feed" Everyone else owes me a written explanation

I have at least three people blocking me because they hate trans men and accounts that raise awareness about transandrophobia/transmisandry/whatever get the transphobe & transmisogyny label from Asuka so what's even the fucking point in trying

i am going to assassinate god

Shout-out to Fallout New Vegas for always being there to comfort me when I'm going through it

best graffiti i ever saw in philly. I think the incredulous reply captures that west philadelphia spirit

I've always been a believer in returning your shopping cart as a minimal duty we owe each other in polite society. But if your carts have those anti-theft things that lock the wheels randomly while we are still in the parking lot I will drag the fucker to my car and leave it there

doodle accidentally turned out cool

This is just a small background element so I didn’t try too hard to make it look nice but it’s cracking me up

Going around to people's posts celebrating follower count milestones to condescendingly tell them that follower count doesn't matter (yes, I have thousands of followers, why do you Ask?)

Goodnight you beautiful bsky people!💜

CATBOT Hatsune Miku (Design by @camaracalamar.bsky.social) GO CHECK THEM OUT THEY DO AWESOME ANIMATIONS (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)!!! #pixelart #art #miku #hatsunemiku #初音ミク #vocaloid #イラスト #illustration