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HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022) remains the best HALLOWEEN sequel.

We always focus on what Marshall Applewhite did WRONG and never the cool shit - like those dope sneakers or this fun video effect:

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

what if adrian monk met meatwad? i think it would go a little something like this...

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

“I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing A Side Quest” ☹️

Tim Heidecker ass dictator

john boyd, beach captain, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

it will be my life mission to get Coen Bros to the top of March Madness this year

logging on

“Hi, everyone. It’s me, Michael. I’m on the Green Planet now. I’m with my best friend and I’m so happy here. I don’t want you to come looking for me.”

Leslie Cabarga, Tunnel of Love, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s

Simpsons Blues (1999-circa 2000): Sweetened carbonated spring water, mixed with 10% grape and cherry juice, Released as a UK-exclusive, part of a line of "Simpsons"-branded drinks from Hall & Woodhouse.

still so cool

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

Sorry I had a funny thought

Flintstones hypothetical: if you were starving would you kill and eat the animal you use as a toilet?

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.

Something Wild does this so well. Ray Liotta arrives and feels like a demon has possessed this lighthearted story that we’ve been on

love that we’ve just accepted that Tom Cruise is America’s president now

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

AH okay i’m all caught up on severance. irv favorite character.

Bluesky is in such a weird place where you'll see a dril shitpost, and the comments are full of well-meaning grandmas who unironically call trump "mango mussolini" and people who say things like "you win the internet today, sir"

BTD - Gahan Wilson

The Lost Cherry Poppin’ Daddy

i love cool hand luke but a prisoner winning a bunch of other prisoners' respect by eating a hundred eggs is an itysl sketch

holy shit lmao

mods are asleep post cursed bruce campbell

a couple of days ago i heard a young teen say to his mom “i need to use the skibidi” and i can’t stop thinking about that

love this tidbit on the wiki page for The Substance

This lady is a profound source of serenity amidst complete chaos

The Trolley Problem from a different perspective.

Heartbreaking.

Tom Cruise: “Hang on...”

me coming after DOGE

he came to my bar and gave a negative review of my signature Old Fashioned. fuck this kid

we are at the point where you have to get yourself detained to make a point. this is the good trouble part where you get a mugshot of yourself smiling after being detained by a bald white rent-a-mercenary in a brownshirt.