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Oh wait I don’t have to morally equivocate about this I am on the record that we should have tried that guy in New York City for purely performative moral high ground reasons.
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Secretly a UBI test program.
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Also, user manuals existed.
The game told you all sorts of stuff in there, like “what all the buttons do” or that “secret” in super Mario brothers about how to continue that people keep rediscovering.
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Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
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If it’s surface to surface distance then yeah, vastly OP without even getting creative.
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It might get NORMAL sized people through but unless we’re talking outside edge to outside edge distance then I’m gonna have problems.
Also I would put a second nose on Trump’s forehead *during* a press conference.
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4 has potential since it doesn’t specify where or that it has to be mine, but it is limited in that it says “a”.
Teleportation is nice but that isn’t even enough to displace myself outside of myself.
Although, with no cooldown I guess you could fly? 🤔
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Please also consider Rosencrantz and Gildenstern, thank you.
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If you write 50 articles a year about how squirrels are spreading rabies and kids are getting bitten and gee someone should really do something about all these squirrels, you can’t plead innocence when America elects the We Hate Squirrels Party
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I think being sent to an extraterritorial death camp counts as at least a mild impingement on “academic freedom”, yes.
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If you want something with similarly unhinged energy check this out.
Important note: this song is supposed to be about 7 minutes long. The producers told them they had about 4 minutes of airtime available. So they just f’n send it.
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Implying that he was just referring to himself in the third person is not exactly an improvement.
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I think it was just this video but in excerpt form. Is there a way to search just my own likes? 🤔
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This is the complement to “damning with faint praise”.
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“Who gets to be in charge of the ashes?”
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Physical media formats and electrical connector standards.
Anything there is an IEEE number for.
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I know I’ve seen that mullet and mustache somewhen else but I can’t place the context. You don’t forget hair like that.
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I think that’s covered by the first part but also yes.
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When Republicans talk about criminals and say “if you go soft on them they’ll just commit more crimes”, they were talking about themselves.
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I think the news media exacerbates how everyone born before the 90s has tons of brain damage from leaded gas and other air pollutants.
Everyone born afterwards has brain damage from growing up with internet access, though.
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It’s weird to tell such a ridiculous lie with your whole chest. One that is trivially disproved in about three seconds.
Are you stupid or do you think we’re stupid?
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Yes … Johnathan? -__-
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(Also that’s just a written “th” I meant [ð] or [θ])
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Are they? ಠ_ಠ
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Don’t worry, everyone saw this.