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writer / editor / hermit / collector of dust Editor at Twin Pies Literary / Linktree: linktr.ee/xavieragarcia
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Been cooking this chili for two hours and I just know once it’s done I’ll be able to do the kamehameha wave

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Apparently the guy who directed Eden Lake is directing this movie. Damn, I stay winning

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I just finished my first short story in months. I’m afraid the kid might be back!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Mark Jaskowski's Beneath the Swimming Pools, the Teeth! is out today! Shit rips. Body horror weirdness wrapped in a 'what happened last night' mystery involving desperate folks doing low-level crimes. Get it from Weirdpunk or wherever. www.weirdpunkbooks.com

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Goddamn, guys, holy shit, if 2025 weren’t the year of Sinners, best movie of the year so far would be Black Bag! I don’t even fuck with spy films like that but Soderbergh went god mode

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Watched Wolf Man (2025) last night. Im super biased with this cuz I love the Universal monster story. I even named one of the dogs I grew up with Talbot after the character. But this movie wasn’t it man. Great ideas. Great cast. Boring as hell and the werewolf looked lame

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Last Call for a Digital ARC of my new book [REDACTED]! Copies went out today, but if I missed some twitter ex-pats or outright forgot to hook you up, just shoot me your email 🤠

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Friday night muddasuckas let’s gooooooo

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

good news, Amazon avoiders: Skull Slime Tentacle Witch War is on Bookshop dot org now 💀🫠💖 bookshop.org/p/books/skul...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Rico Nasty dropped an album and I somehow completely missed it. Rocking it all weekend

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick performing in TO today and I wish I could’ve scored tix to be messy with everyone. I don’t even care about the beef anymore I’m just bored and the overpriced hotdogs they serve outside the stadium are kind of elite + there’s a shawarma joint on the way to Union I like

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Orders for our new zine bundle are live! We've got stories about a grocery store cashier who might not even be real, a last-of-its-kind bird's final stand, a record-breaking human caviar harvest, an office worker's justifiably violent fantasies, and a new ghost's first ectogasm. Links in next post.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Im obsessed with this stuff. But this kind of content, separated from the internet, seems odd to me. Ill be there opening weekend but I wonder if this will be as effective in a packed theatre than watching it on your laptop where the digitized found vhs tape aesthetic works best

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment