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AMAB? No you misheard me, I'm Ahab. *Gets eaten by a whale*

"AFAB"? No you misheard me, I'm "aphid". *Gets eaten by a ladybug*

Recommend an extremely creepy thriller with minimal to no gore

My band Cold Wrecks has a new ep out called Like Defeat and the bass is very distorted let me know what you think

šŸŸ YELLOWFIN TUNA šŸŸ This is going to be made into a double sided Keychain!

actual dialogue of me hyping myself up to get into the shower: i am so based and showerpilled i am going to get into the shower i am going to be so wet historians will find my body and forever remember me as the wettest woman to have ever been alive i am going to get INTO the WATER

Mid 2000s Halloween just hit different.

Ramona Flowers was the original "blue hair and pronouns"

*smash bros announcer voice* SLEEPY!

Ok hear me out...

the dishes. again.

my hot take about neopronouns is that if you have a hot take about neopronouns iā€™m going to hot take your life

National Girlfriends Day today and International Clown Week this week?? What a time to be a gay clown clown! šŸ¤”

I have to reflect on Barbie for a minute, it was incredible and I cried so much but there's a part I connected with that is a bit surprising to me as a trans woman, naturally I relate to the Barbies and the impossible standards of womanhood but there's something about Ken that I saw in myself. 1/5

Barbenheimer? No, Barben Rider (Shin Kamen Rider & Barbie).

Happy Birthday Yo-Kai Watch! 10 years!!

show me a picture that has your energy, not a selfie

reskeet with your favorite meme that you've ever made

So we're getting a new downstairs neighbor... how do I tell them I'm autistic and I'll cry if they park in my spot?

Bluesky is the social media equivalent of a pyramid scheme.

Look at my amazing girlfriend's art and go follow them

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

Designer Marine Serre got sick of customers bitching about the lack of pockets in evening dresses