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Solo Piano Composer. Former director waterboard. River dikes. Room for the River. Submersible floating Solar. Pompe disease. Retired
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Next time I go to the dentist I'll polish my shoes too #Lol

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Trump hole. Greenland, Canada, China, USA #cartoon #lol

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Voel je je wel eens een parachutist tussen apen ? Do you ever feel like a parachutist among monkeys? nos.nl/l/2551334

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

How to get your daily 10k steps.. 😅

submitted 56 days ago • 22 comments

1 hour, 1 local windturbine (542 kWh), can do one of these: -Have 2 people fly back and forth Amsterdam to Milan (790 km) excluding the shopping -Help a load of 240,000 polystyrene hobby blocks, bought via a well-known ‘Dutch’ but Chinese website, ‘flee’ 4.3 km by cargo plane of 9000 km. 4/4

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

1 hour, 1 local windturbine (542 kWh), can do one of these: -Have 30 people use ski lifts for a day -Have the acoustic Concertgebouw Orchestra perform non-stop (0 kWh) using 500 mood LED lights in the hall for 19 days -Have 1.4 households replace their interior doors with trendy steel doors 3/4

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

One hour, one local windturbine (542 kWh), can do one of these: -Setting your electric alarm to go off 500 million times. -provide power for thousands e-readers for weeks and more -Have ChatGPT answer you 17875 times -Have 12 electric cars drive back and forth Nijmegen to Rotterdam (2x113 km) 2/4

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

One hour, one local windturbine (542 kWh), can do one of these: -Boiling 10,833 eggs in threes -Vacuuming for half an hour a day for 9 months -Running 542 dishwashers once -Keeping 388 Quookers in operation -Heating up 7,000 microwave meals for five minutes 1/4

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Make your Christmas tree from pruned branches and camouflage them with lights. Fast, cheap but above all: save a tree.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Someone next to me at the gym found the treadmill hard until I explained how to turn it on. #lol

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If I want to close that door, then it will close #lol #LawofJohan

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

‘Look my yoga headstand’ #dogs #dogsofbluesky #lol

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I’m NOT like the new President of the USA. #lol Tax authorities: as we informed you earlier, we have deviated from your tax return. It is 'nil' 0 euros

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

‘No, a dark brown one’ #dogs #talk #lol

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

‘YES, this is Hens’. Hens who ? #phonetic #translation #hands #lol

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Designer, thank you for the ‘max’ on my microwave. After some forcing I found out that this is correct. But: all instructions for the meals have Watts and minutes, I also found out. No meal with ‘max’ luckily #LoL #Siemens

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Our backyard was a piece of moat of a Roman fort in #Nijmegen. We found a vase with the symbol of an aquila eagle on it. And two people. At least, that's how it seems

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Het is windkracht 112 in Gaza #Omtzigt #NSC

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Dat klopt dan weer wel dit weekend #Omtzigt #windkracht11

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Together we are strong. Common #windturbine #Nijmegen NL

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, my #GrandPiano is old. But my music sounds okay, doesn’t it ?. youtu.be/Bru-SINPD4I

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I need #lol, jokes, humor and kindness first now. It was a awful time between w and ij

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments