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Revealed today: NACC Commissioner Paul Brereton has attended 18 formal Defence functions as Major General since July 2023 - all while supposedly independently investigating Defence corruption. He even asked the Chief of Army for a favour to keep his rank. Conflict of interest?

BREAKING: We're now describing the Liverpool driver as a "lovely man" with a "nice family" after discovering he is white British ♥️

From DOGE to SEAGULL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagull... "flew in, made a lot of noise, [shat on everyone], then flew out again, leaving others to deal with the consequences"

Can not wait for AI personal assistants.

Big knives are now illegaler than ever before.

I probably have to declare a conflict of interest when reposting articles like this.

This bespoke exception for the Fed is one of the most brazenly made-up things I've ever seen the Supreme Court do (which is saying something). There is no principled basis to distinguish the Fed from other independent agencies. The conservative justices just don't want Trump to crash the market!

imagine waking up and thinking it's a bit cloudy today and looking out of the window and---

The amazing detail in this story is this lad's neighbour frantically whistling to try and draw the ship's attention to the dangerous local hazard known as [checks notes] Norway. If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.

Looks like Labor is about to approve the North West shelf gas expansion, which among bad news for the planet and WA energy costs is terrible for the nearby Murujuga rock art - which is so old, it has one of the first known depictions of the human face australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...

We know ketamine can have an amazing effect on depression. What I didn't realise: they've made very strong progress on why. At an actual cellular level. 1/2

Six months from now the Nats are going to lean into Family Court Dad Energy so hard

I can think of two reasons why this terrible business name was selected and I hope I'm wrong about vampire erotica.

Nationals leaving Coalition as David Littleproud announces split with Liberal party after election defeat

Someone has kidnapped Oscar the grouch.

fun fact: for almost a year, Apple + Android users have finally been able to join the same group chat, send images that don't get shrunk and see "typing" indicator (thanks to the RCS protocol) Except not in Australia because our telcos haven't turned it on! @thesizzle.com.au thesizzle.com.au/p/a...

The post about extreme wealth being the cognitive equivalent to a daily kick in the head from a mule comes, unbidden, to mind.

Billionaires enjoy the same social interactions as one might have with an eight-year-old holding a handgun. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Cleansed. My @smh @theage cartoon.

I mean honestly considering the outcome this could be very good news?

The best part of this is the number of people who felt they needed to post the solution.

she's a 10 but one of her legs is a 6. assuming that she's the hypotenuse, solve for her other leg.

Turns out the F/A doesn't stand for floating airplane.

I feel really stupid asking again

The return of Wilson.... #auspol

We released Wolfenstein 3D on this day (May 5th) in 1992. Here's a local television news report about it. What an amazing time that was. #wolfenstein #gamedev #retrogames

Facebook tracked when adolescent girls deleted selfies so it can serve a beauty ad to them at that moment. 😳

When @AlboMP acknowledged country last night….. that was the fucking best.

Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.