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once got into it with a catholic about yoga and worshipping false idols. got called all sorts of names. he now does yoga daily and espouses the physical and mental health benefits of a daily practice.

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heh she doesn't know you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

lady in the booth next to me: ugh, liberals and progressives and so dumb and uneducated. waiter: hey, folks, was that enough time to decide? lady: what is your soup de bonjour?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck you wearing bro it's tacky

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

fuck.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Today, I am announcing the launch of my political career around a single issue all voters, nay all decent humans, can come together around: complete and protracted war on LED headlights on cars.

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

[ cut to exterior of the house. a goofy lil dude prepares to run toward a tree. he attempts to backflip off the tree but fails and lands face down at its base. gale watches, nonplussed. he gets up, tries again, and succeeds - exuberantly pumping his fist in victory. gale smiles. ]

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

[bad company voice]: FEEL LIKE SMOKING WEED

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

me, making a whirlpool to drain the work sink: うずまき ! D:

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i can hear my train comin it's a lonesome and distant cry

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a whole scene dedicated to the male gaze. wild.

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the prison system must be abolished.

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now watching

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syama pedersen's vision of 40k is what got me caring about 40k. super excited to see astartes II.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Sakamoto days asks the bold question: what if John Wick was happily married?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

@mothersbasement.bsky.social 🌹~✨ Ultimate Exister ✨~🌹

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

accelerationist nihilism in my isekai??

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

art.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

treat time is OVER

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hey that was pretty good. strong 8.

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"some of my best friends are tr*****s" - a guy who definitely has 0 lgbtq friends

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

me and who?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i like that when anyone around me is having a bad day im supposed to be gentle and understanding but when im having a bad day it's suck it up and stop being a fucking asshole.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't mean to be THAT guy..." shut the absolute fuck up. you love being that guy, you fuckin liar. just say what you wanna say, coward.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

liked it. decent 8.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

just watched.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

is it bad if i kinda wanna watch drive now?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

damn that was actually really solid. alfred molina. carey mulligan. great performances. strong 8, light 9.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

this is very...british so far

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now watching

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listen, i wanna believe in the ceasefire and that Palestinians will be emancipated from their open air prison but this is israel and netanyahu we're talking about so im cautiously optimistic

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"i treat Mal like orders from Temu, he'll get boxed bad" is such a great line. i see you ray vaughn.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

strong 8, light 9

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now listening

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decent to strong 8.

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now watching

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when the cat is slowly pushing something breakable to the edge of a shelf or table

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I really hope James Woods was able to save his Oscar… oh wait, that’s right. He never won one.

submitted 45 days ago • 336 comments

now watching

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ahhhh shit yeah

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