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Beeb, 35 || space dog bug 🛸 they/he 🏳️‍🌈 || https://xraybeeb.carrd.co/ I post about Kamen Rider, Splatoon, ROTTMNT, Transformers, my robot oc Twofold, crochet, my art, my chickens and myself 💛
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Orphnoch You Out" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit 5 minutes later: dude i swear that CEO guy just levitated My buddy Yuji pacing: Kusaka is lying to us

So true, NiGHTS.

Help, old man Tello, heeeeelp #rottmnt

My really lazy edit for a Kamen Rider valentine

In English Four-eyes #transformers

fall in love💖love💖love💖! ✹ #KamenRider #KamenRiderOOO

Look how happy she is! #comic #UdderlyAlien

The thing about wearing glasses is that you're always seeing apparitions in your peripheral

Me seeing Pedro Pascal in new Fantastic Four movie: haha nice :0) Me when I remember he is playing Mr. Fantastic, the guy who stretches in obscene and uncanny ways:

Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin

I keep forgetting that whatever you write in alt text also shows up in search.

Magical Cat Bremlin!

Wtf Kamen Rider Mach is so fucking cool?? I've only just been introduced to him so I hope I don't regret saying this lmao. He better not get awful I stg 🏍️🙏🙄 His intro made the first 11 eps of Drive worth it jdkskfj (and the cute sentient shift cars of course) #kamenrider

One moon circles #hourlycomicsday #xraybeeb

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

Final Fantasy X drives me so crazy in a good way every time I think about it. This story about terrible violent choices that ripple outward through history with a single thread of a doomed loved story between two individuals fated to meet that lances straight through the heart of it all. Auuugghh!!!

Something that will make me stop watching a streamer: if they just skip dialogue without caring to read any of it/the story. Where's the fire, bro? The dialogue is just as much the game as the rest of it.

Craig of the Creek reference in FFXIV :0) 💛

Putting Gohandesuyo on a cucumber and calling it a meal

The thing about me is if someone makes a Final Fantasy X post, I am going to like it.

Whenever I'm forced to experience even a second of a video where someone is grabbing and crinkling a package that they're unboxing as some sort of asmr additive, I imagine them getting 10,000 paper cuts on those same hands and then dunking them in a bowl of salt.

Kamen Rider Decade review: it's the Kingdom Hearts of Kamen Rider.

Kamen Rider Decade final thoughts: Decade and Diend should have made out right there in front of everybody.

BALATRO CARNIVAL!!!! Yes all 150 jokers are in there, with some misc additions. I will post some detail pics soon!

all i can do is sit with you right now

The Splatoon Frosty Fest lobby music just sounds like the Taste the Biscuit song, to me.

which ninja turtle used bat'leth

What do you MEAN Decade's final attack is folding men in half?? Okay gay boy.

he/they but I've got boobs and a mouse's voice DEAL WITH IT.

巳年

Had dream I was hanging with a guy taking care of Transformer children for the government and it was sweet but I was like "You better have a go bag for when they get weird about these kids". I asked one of the kids how old they were in cybertronian yrs & they said 12 & I called them a baby lol.

#KamenRider Decade on the other hand is immediately pissing me off. 2 episodes in it was already pissing me off and now 7 in I'm still pissed off. Bring me Momotaros already so I can calm down. Surely they can't make him piss me off too. Surely.... That would be impossible.

#KamenRider Hibiki's second half is fine, idk what the big deal is tbh. Except for the annoying boy muscling into Asumu's relationship with Hibiki. That was just annoying for no reason and broke the atmosphere. But even then it's just a fine show. And I like the two Freaks that always show up.

Anyway I ate this amazing ham shank and the leftovers are gonna knock my ass off happy nude year

It's fun looking 10 yrs younger than I am except when it's not & people I talk to in passing just decide that I'm too young to know wtf is being talked about. Ma'am, I'm 35. I do, in fact, remember 20 years ago. I AM older than the thing you said was older than me. How are you correcting ME on this?