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Curmudgeon. Goofball. Annoy at your own risk, but I do enjoy a good fart joke I say Fuck. A lot. MAGAts not welcome here
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So in reading up about my newly chosen home country, I notice they have a 99 plus percent literacy rate The US has 79 percent, and fully 52 percent reads at a 6th grade level or lower Yeah, I think we have identified one of the problems here in 'Murica

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"this isn't who we are" And "America is better than this" Both of those canards aren't spoken by serious people We suck now, so what do you want to do about it?

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Haven't heard much from the "uni party" idiots in a minute, at least we have that

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This will probably piss a few of you off, but there's no WAY I'm leaving money for my kids when I die Two very good reasons for this: 1. I don't have any money 2. I don't have any kids Follow me here for more financial planning

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So, maybe we should start enforcing laws now? Even if you're rich, famous, a Christian, white, a man, cisgender, or powerful? Crazy idea, I know.... Flies in the face of how justice has traditionally worked in the US, but I think we're ready for it

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A story in two parts

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*finishes reading the days headlines* So, can anyone tell me where my local well organized militia meets?

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This is what I brought home for Valentine's day Oh sweet Cthulhu, it's good Veauve, Dom, and Pol Roget just wish their Brut was half this good Your Uncle Satan sharing what's good You'll thank me

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The emperor has no clothes? Well, the king has no brain This is the worst universe version and timeline

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