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Curmudgeon. Goofball. Annoy at your own risk, but I do enjoy a good fart joke I say Fuck. A lot. MAGAts not welcome here
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Critical timeline cleanse

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Teachable moment because this is the advanced class, we don’t waste everyone’s time doing remedial lessons. The muted word is TRUMP. Any subpost with that name will automatically be ferried into the bottom obscured area. Read the post again and I’ll let you guess why it’s problematic. Continued

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

So in reading up about my newly chosen home country, I notice they have a 99 plus percent literacy rate The US has 79 percent, and fully 52 percent reads at a 6th grade level or lower Yeah, I think we have identified one of the problems here in 'Murica

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

"this isn't who we are" And "America is better than this" Both of those canards aren't spoken by serious people We suck now, so what do you want to do about it?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Haven't heard much from the "uni party" idiots in a minute, at least we have that

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This will probably piss a few of you off, but there's no WAY I'm leaving money for my kids when I die Two very good reasons for this: 1. I don't have any money 2. I don't have any kids Follow me here for more financial planning

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So, maybe we should start enforcing laws now? Even if you're rich, famous, a Christian, white, a man, cisgender, or powerful? Crazy idea, I know.... Flies in the face of how justice has traditionally worked in the US, but I think we're ready for it

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

A story in two parts

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments