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ME: I can't believe after one night together I'm already in love with you. BLADE: I told you before, vampire hunters can't be tied down. You humies are all the same. (sunglasses on) But you were the most adventurous lover I've ever taken. ME: My history leads me to take higher sexual risks, Blade.

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i could do yukio hattori's job

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The movie women in love should have been called men in the nude because i have seen both alan bates and oliver reed's doohickeys

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this is something you've been able to do for decades without AI and with a benefit exclusive to people who don't use AI: the recipes are guaranteed to be real

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im the new football coach and you are not getting on the field until you finish this 50 gallon barrel of chili! I'm going to ladle it into metal trays from a few feet up so it makes a big glopping sound! I don't care how long it takes! you're sleeping on the field in the dirt from now on! no toilets

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Trying to imagine the person andrew cuomo would get arrested for defending

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It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

submitted 5 days ago • 132 comments

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

This is the best piece that will ever be written about our show! Thanks @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social! defector.com/there-will-n...

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

increasingly obvious that the knicks fired thibs without a plan, assuming that a bunch of top-tier candidates would jump at the chance to take a job where anything short of a title by 2027 represents failure

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he's making ethan hunt soup

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pretty safe to say no new york city sports team will ever win anything again

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WIFE: What's wrong? ME: (turns over) WIFE: Talk to me. You're upset. Tell me why. ME: (big inhale) Bluesky is getting less "unique daily likers". WIFE: Oh honey. Put it out of your mind and try to get some rest. Big day for you tomorrow with the government scheduled to destroy you like a feral dog.

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Ooooooh basketball

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Captain we are being hailed Onscreen Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a- Thank you Mr. Data

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments

BREAKING: Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with RBF Syndrome and CRS Disease - this Resting Bitch Face motherfucker Can't Remember Shit!!! Rest in peace to a real one. Please repost for awareness