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I last so long in bed I could stay in it forever

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Welcome to your 40s you can get badly injured while sleeping

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

I’m no doctor but I think that a grilled cheese might help?

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

i've felt vaguely nauseous / sour stomach for a couple days. and i thought it was probably super bowl snacks and/or last nights vieux carres. nope, it's just pure anxious dread.

submitted 12 days ago • 65 comments

People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.

submitted 13 days ago • 307 comments

look at my daughter she is so fierce

submitted 13 days ago • 273 comments

Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.

submitted 14 days ago • 187 comments

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gm everyone, I will be doing my grocery shopping during the super bowl so can have some peace

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

coffee so dark and bitter it plots your untimely demise.

submitted 16 days ago • 37 comments

They should make a whole spinoff just about Mrs. Cobel. Love seeing her, love seeing what she’s up to

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

If, like me, you love dishy TV shows about scammers getting taken down, Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix is really good. It takes on the snake oil crunchy influencer industrial complex, but treats people who fall for it w/ admirable compassion. Illness makes us desperate for magical thinking.

submitted 17 days ago • 35 comments

the smell of fresh coffee on a slow saturday morning

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

I wish I could write you a simple love song but the world keeps falling apart

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

cute yet formal - how does he do it

submitted 17 days ago • 133 comments

It’s 11:11 make a wish

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

In case you’d like to feel something other than complete despair for a minute or two

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 36 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 20 days ago • 1325 comments

Goodnight. Please fight amongst each other

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

maybe if I had a visible health bar id be more careful with how i treat my body

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Horny for dissociation.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Shaking my head in disapproval while listening to death metal so that everyone knows I don’t condone violence

submitted 27 days ago • 37 comments

Whose turn is it to get the coffees?

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

submitted 28 days ago • 244 comments

Fuck I’m stressed for my American friends I’m eating an edible

submitted 27 days ago • 485 comments

Morning coffee is a good reminder

submitted 27 days ago • 76 comments

fuck a period

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 4289 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 27 days ago • 382 comments

Having cereal for dinner. Who’s with me?

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From producer Patrick Wilson (yes, that Patrick Wilson), THE LOST BOYS: A NEW MUSICAL is coming to Broadway in Spring 2026 at the Palace Theatre. The musical will "honor the classic film and its beloved characters, creating something new and unique for the stage."

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

Thank goodness we are all here to either be there for each other or make each other as miserable as we can

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

Sorry I gave you good advice and you found out it was lyrics to November Rain

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 44 comments

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY!

submitted 30 days ago • 223 comments

you’re telling me a scuttle secured this butt

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

It’s selfish to snore

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

If my cat doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either. 😼

submitted 30 days ago • 385 comments

Never feel bad about reposting your stuff on here because for the first year of this website we had an entirety of 20 daily posts that we all had to share and reheat like a communal soup

submitted 31 days ago • 253 comments

18 Syllable Haiku would be a great band name

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

i poured la croix on my rice krispies and the bowl exploded

submitted 30 days ago • 29 comments

every major religion has come to the same conclusion: you should be nice to me

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

you: *being flirtatious and adorable* me: my hands are aging horribly

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

can you point out where he hurt you on this pint of ice cream?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

11:11 🦋

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments