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Your timeout is in a walk-in cooler today. Wear a coat.
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I hate the whole “this is a distraction” thing people do because they usually mean “this thing is happening to other people, not me.”
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Booooooooooo. 👎🏻 *disapproving parent face*
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You have found a loophole in that this is not a pun, but I’m still taking the chair. Think hard about what you’ve done.
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DO NOT TURN THAT INTO A PUN OR I WILL TAKE THE CHAIR.
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There is a chair waiting for you over in the corner.
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Both of you get the fuck outta here.
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I have a little secret space where we’re doing this with two books if you’d like to join us. ☺️
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I wouldn't give Bernie too much credit. Bernie could have objected to the UC which would have been more strategic than going on this tour at this time.
Bernie is failing to do the basics just like others. His performative rhetoric is getting old just like him.
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AGs: You must end your DEI programs!
Costco: We don't have DEI programs.
AGs: Then why are all these black people working here? Fire them!
Costco: Uh...no?
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I once dated an insufferable person and I intentionally gave them an emotional hemorrhoid by telling them “Star Wars is what you get if Star Trek and Lord of the Rings had a really uninteresting baby.”
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Do you have the option of a child sized guard? Sounds like the problem I have with dental work and X-rays and they use child sized options so I don’t gag due to my tiny mouth. Sending fortitude for the fight!
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Not entirely sure this is a useful tangent given the conversation it diverts from - one we’ve already severely neglected up to this point.
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My Fortnite friends who are also on Bsky are already tagged, plus my kiddo.