Profile avatar
yaguyalt.bsky.social
my dick head done got cut off 3 times https://yaguyalt.carrd.co/
131 posts 235 followers 367 following
Prolific Poster

watching scary minecraft args someone tell me im safe and wont die

RADIO MAN

edward my beloved 🖤 #fanart #edwardscissorhands

j dawg funny moments

#tankmen

WOAH U CAN PLAY DOOM ON THE STRAWPAGE???

Pepper Found on the side of the road months ago hit by a car. Back legs didn't work and vet thought he'd die. He quickly healed and won't stop climbing on the kitchen counter. Thanks for donating on streams for vet bills.

Cageborn Obscura

#zombieskulltober day 23! definitely inspired @stringerseven.bsky.social 's Toothy offerings #darkart #illustration #creaturedesign

gn!! be warned, the crustaceans have learned ultra instinct...

Sonic Frontiers x Bowser’s Fury (2023) #art #sonicthehedgehog #mario

Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

Idk

The Bat in Blue 🔵🦇

All US public restrooms are actually on the same map but you can't see them unless you go out of bounds. It's like the grottos in Ocarina of Time

discord.gg/numetal-nation

My variant cover for Ultimate Spider-Man #17 hit the previews. I had a lot of fun with this one.

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

RATSHAKER™ NEW AND IMPROVED FORMULA DIRECTOR'S CUT 5 BILLION SKINNED ALIVE DELUXE update coming soon This will be the definitive version of RATSHAKER™ with an extended half of the game and polish that the game deserves Get ready to stay up shakin ur rat stay tuned 🐀

Just youuuu 🎶

didn't see that coming

one of my favorite things so far about my career as an artist is knowing that there are homes where this print is framed as decor. it brings me great joy.

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

Chris Van Allsburg

a dove

i know as a Youtuber you need to have engaging titles/thumbnails but like i dont think these are true

I forget the actual wording but there was a great tweet about how the Democrats are like a band that just spends all of every show telling the crowd to calm down.

What a shame. Teamsters deserve better than this.

That one oomf who's secretly a Memetic Virus

I fucking love pissing man

”This is no ordinary white rice. I worked overtime & came home late, so my oldest boy (11) looked up how to cook rice & made it for me, making it the world's most delicious white rice."

Whats the point of Gwenpool after the Hastings run?? Whenever she comes back, the point is for marvel to establish some new status quo, add some new element, or comment on her status as a "niche character". rinse repeat. they haven't tried to just make a good story with her as the star.

Doodle

ICE going door to door in LA starting Feb 23

David Lynch: "Most films reflect the world, and the world is violent and in a lot of trouble. It’s not the other way around. The films don’t make a peaceful world violent—the violent world made the films."

#MarvelRivals community manager responds after game director Thaddeus Sasser and other American devs were laid off • Creative director Guangyun Chen is still working on the game • Team remains committed to reaching western audiences and is in touch with Marvel daily

Famous Ben Grimm catchphrase

The next jjk?

Sheen: Jimmy! We need to invent a device that can turn me into Ultra Lord! The ever Industrious and Intellectual Jimmy Neutron pondering his request:

NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PREY ON THE WEAK HUNT THEM ALL | #Predator / #AlienVsPredator / #Punk / #AVP / #Yautja / #punkart |

this tweet is actually the story of my life

apologies to the fujos but if you try and sell me on something with something as basic as "yaoi" I should be able to steal something out of your home. I should be able to steal 2 things if the yaoi is fake and doesn't actually exist within the text