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yankeefinn.bsky.social
🇫🇮 + 🇵🇭 = me 🇺🇸 values are no longer recognizable
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coup du jour
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hasn't even watched the movie either
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"worse is better" still had the assumption that the final answer would be correct
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Enemy submarine spotted!
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Tell me, did you miss the tariffs that are still slated to go into effect?
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The second big question is...whatever happened to 25% being the magic number?
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They started a trade war with Club Penguin
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Dunkirk for treats
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hear me out: OceanGate Titan, but in the skies
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for these people, there is never "enough". Truly broken mindset.
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I'm sure that will fix things right up
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USA main character syndrome strikes again
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Cramming years of education about how the world works into a mere 24 hours 🫡
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I needed a good laugh
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People just love substituting boiled weeds from their garden in place of tea and coffee
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Air Bud is not a system of government
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Tired: April Fools Day Wired: April Idiots Day
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They'll have to go bigger, then, to reach the sacred 25% value
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awwest dis man
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guess their plan to take Twitter to $250B didn't work out 🤷‍♂️
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this one is easy because it sounds the same, it's a grifter
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🐚🐚🐚 game
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pondering my globule, gettin' ready to squeeze
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what kind of rice activates sleeper agents?
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the grink is the target
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hashing out the launch plans on the public discord
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that type of guy who is hardwired to always use an active verb like "generate", even when what they're talking about is "scrounge under the sofa cushions of society"
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part of PBS *and* PBS 😱
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Wallet liberation day
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I emailed chuck's office last week asking for a donation to help me fight the administration.
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...and fall asleep halfway through
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You can't use the magstripe cards any more, so you can just throw it out.
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It's far easier to destroy than to create
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🎙️ I put on the Smiths at karaoke now, and heaven knows I cleared the place out
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Creativity is...not just that. Anyone who has ever been through any sort of creative exercise would probably recognize that, I think...?