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yarnageddon.bsky.social
My joints go out more than I do 🦓🧶🪴 INGREDIENTS: 3% shame, 10% anxiety, 69% self-depreciating humor (nice), 18% meme.
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Tell me you don't understand epidemiology without telling me you don't understand epidemiology. Get vaccinated.

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Alas, it was not Mello's turn for the braincell today. He on that nip.

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I would alternatively add "have a designated drinks-getter in addition to your food plate-getter so you're not the most sober couple at your own wedding.

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Last night's tornado was already on top of Somerset before sirens were set off due to cuts. No warning before they were hit.

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Comer accuses Comey of trying to "jizz up" a coup

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The fuck is this dystopian shit

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Pam Bondi sold millions of dollars worth of Trump media shares on ‘Liberation Day’ – before the stock tanked

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The Israeli army is basically admitting to murdering a journalist for “documenting” news. We don’t know what else to say.

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"Would you vaccinate your children?" "I don't want it to seem like I'm giving out medical advice." Oh man do I have some bad news about your job

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ABORTION COUNSELING IS A FAMILY PLANNING SERVICE. ABORTION COUNSELING IS A FAMILY PLANNING SERVICE. ABORTION COUNSELING IS A FAMILY PLANNING SERVICE.

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The Trump Administration is a White Christian Nationalist group. Change my mind.

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🎶 Say it ain’t so I will not go Turn the lights off

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Well no shit.

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God, I wish I were conclaving (locked inside, wearing a robe).

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Stressed/burnt out/wanting to bail on everything & start over yet I have the best little family that I love so much keeping me grounded.

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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 15 days ago • 283 comments

Kiddo learned how to draw his name but also to keep expectations low

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Your annual reminder that immigrants make Kentucky better, and there is no week like Derby week to recognize the important contributions our immigrant friends and neighbors make to our communities, our economy, and our workforce. Message @latinxandlovely to purchase pins!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Just incredible

submitted 20 days ago • 1469 comments

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon

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Oh my goodness I aspire to have her confidence 😍

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Trump denies disaster aid, tells states to do more. In KY, FEMA denied public assistance for February flood to Simpson and Woodford counties and individual assistance to Butler, Franklin, Knox, Laurel, Lawrence and Whitley. @stateline.org kentuckylantern.com/2025/04/28/t...

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How Koreatown seniors have become Kings' playoff good luck charm with harmonica national anthem

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“When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time home alone by themselves, but now it’s a national epidemic,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr. theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

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If anyone was still holding out for a red line to be crossed...

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It's okay. I'm sure all of this is unrelated.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social

submitted 26 days ago • 478 comments

"i never heard of autism growing up"

submitted 26 days ago • 54 comments

Sun's out squamates out

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Joke's on them- Can't garnish the wages I don't get in the autism work camp.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Playing devil's advocate is so fucking gross. Ick. Get that shit far away.

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Imagine claiming to be "feminist" when you're really this much of a pick-me terf

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But why do they look like that?! 😩 #caturday

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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

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RFK Jr said I don't have to pay taxes so...

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What I find funny is that I've been assaulted in a public restroom by far more straight cis women and cis men than any transgender person. Meaning 10+ versus ✨zero✨

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Tomorrow is the court day regarding our grant that was rescinded. Aka the day I learn if I get to keep working.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

There is a much too rarely mentioned but essential difference between Donald Trump and Abrego Garcia: Abrego Garcia is not a convicted felon.

submitted 34 days ago • 33 comments

The worst thing about ear infections is getting motion sickness every time I have to walk somewhere

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About 7:25 in the video

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full circle moment for women in Hip Hop. #UNITY #QueenLatifah #MEGCHELLA

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Queen Latifah on Plan B at Coachella ahhhhhh!!

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