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yashichi.bsky.social
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just stole a privileged toddler's nose and didn't give it back #DarkWoke

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

(noticing clear improvements every time i engage with my hobbies) it's too bad that i suck forever and will never be good 🤷

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

nobody FUCKING cares about my video recommendations even though i'm so good at watching them

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

they asked me to help with performance reviews and now they're firing people..

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think GearGrit has the sauce?!? Video by @yashichi.bsky.social Originally posted on twitter

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Gen Z is Trying to Cancel Eggman They claim he disproportionately forces blue Flickies to power his robots when there are other Flickies he could be forcing to do it too. One perturbed youth told us "Look at all those Eggman's robots" while gesturing vaguely from behind their phone

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dude i'm telling you the galaxy is legit at peace bro. like the last metroid is literally in captivity

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

doordashing and instacarting at the same time rn i'm hoping to cause a Situation

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

fully caught up with the only podcast i listen to while at work so i think i just might not show up anymore

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

They just found out one third is actually 34% Here's what that means for the rest of us and how to stay safe

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i think i might get my calendar on the wall before april this year

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

i used to down my Adderall with a 5 hour energy everyday, i called it taking a Rare Candy. but it turns out the citric acid makes Adderall work worse, so i really was missing out on EVs the whole time and now i suck forever!!!!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

inside out underwear today. real shitters know

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I just found out "in da couch" wasn't slang for feeling lazy, but it's actually some sort of drug thing...? I've been saying it for years... I feel disgusting >_>

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

the economy is so bad that hot pockets removed that dumb little sleeve thing. great. just great

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

asked my cat if she was "scunched about it" but apologized because it felt like i'm not allowed say that

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

whipping my cat's soft toys at the wall as hard as i can to make sure she understands i'm the apex predator

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

student loans got moved and the new site doesn't work and shows $0 owed and won't let me pay man don't FUCKING play these games with me man i KNOW joe didn't do it

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

late night left 4 dead has curative properties

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

straight up they should kill me for how i'm wrapping some of these presents.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

i swear i just saw an achievement notification in my peripheral vision. what did i just do? did anyone else see that

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

rented out a theater to watch Sonic 3 alone today. how come nobody told me Rouge isn't in it? complete waste of time and money

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

i found out apparently they made a glove controller for playstation and that you can also get them delivered directly to your home

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

The Oracle: Nobody takes secrets to their grave anymore. Everyone got that one homie they confide in. He knows too much. One gotta go. Do you understand your mission? me:

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

My male living space.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

i made a mistake and started talking about how to stream old video games at work today. they beat my ass so bad. i'm thinking of quiet quitting

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

greenpilling my coworkers today

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

are you telling me a shrimp fucked this rice? 🔥✍️

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

"honey mustard" should be called "hungry mustard" instead since i want to eat it so damn much! 🔥✍️

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i love febreeze. because now it smells like cat poop, but also febreeze.. it's such a novel idea, to just add another smell to the air 🔥✍️

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

me when her im me:

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

when your im omw

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

how it feels to be an anthony in a world full of tonys

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

i weep for the praying mantis, its name so ironic; god smiles upon only these seeds spilled. that i may survive is nothing short of divine brilliance. shoutouts to the map guy's wife in hollow knight

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

n64 speedrunner: this controller fucking sucks wii speedrunner: this controller fucking sucks ds speedrunner: 🗣️ MAXWELL. MAXWELL ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER. Fucker

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

brought my infant son into the chiropractor for some adjustments (weird son) and the guy kept flicking the soft spot on my kid's head. is this normal?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

got a bunch of different bills as change and didn't immediately sort them when putting them in my wallet. feeling like a psychopath today

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

watched Ichi Da Killa (2001). a cogent, if grotesque, warning of the dangers glorifying violence and maining Hwoarang in Tekken can pose. but Kakihara is so cool that i think i miiiight just take away the wrong message,, 🙈

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

we do a little posting on both sites. yeah i'm double dipping so what? i can't spread a little mid? just hand over the notifications

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

just got vaccinated and when i said which arm to stick the lady said "You know that's the gay arm right?" ??

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

I was so adult hungry 30 minutes ago that it actually scared me. So I bought a diet Dr. Pepper and a small bag of "Cool Ranch" Doritos. Here's what I learned:

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments