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There is no point in briefing him in the morning because he will have forgotten everything he was told by lunch.

Actually a lot of racism.

Back when Trump liked TACO salads.

No Duh News: www.thedailybeast.com/trump-shows-...

Post a *good* throuple

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It is ALWAYS projection.

I am one point away from Genius on Spelling Bee and they keep insisting KUNT is not a word.

Nobody is ever going to go with an anointed voice of The Left. It has to happen organically.

As someone from Tampa, this is an evergreen debate.

"Mistakenly" doing a lot of work here.

WHEN is his mental acuity going to become a topic for mainstream media?

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

A decaying vocabulary is a serious symptom of dementia. Just sayin'.

once again the FL state tourism board has rejected my suggested slogan... "florida: a great place to wait for the grim spectre of death to release you from the torment of existing in florida"

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

*never stopped calling it HBO

Cannot be said enough.

Straight from grok's algorithm to your eyes:

The presidential salary is $400,000 a year, so this plane is worth what Trump would make during a thousand year reign.

The WaPo diaspora continues as its funniest remaining writer moves on to greener pastures.

The buried lede here is that there are over 30,000 lawyers in DC. Yikes!

For $3 million, could you skip the dinner?

Anatole France: 'The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.'

Accusing someone of being on Ozempic is confirmation that Trump is taking it.

He always sits like he is atop a gold toilet holding audience with his courtiers. He clearly misunderstands the term "throne".

These ICE idiots are LARPers and not very good ones.

I'm going to need more details. Exactly what base did the Pope get to?

The are all going to meet at Balcony afterwards. IYKYK.

Trump never even pretends to answer a question, does he?