Profile avatar
yellojkt.bsky.social
High functioning internet addict since 1992
798 posts 184 followers 669 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
comment in response to post
What do you do for the remaining four minutes?
comment in response to post
I was told by reliable sources that Roman women went bare floor.
comment in response to post
For decades MAD strategy avoided defensive weapons because it would encourage a first strike before it could be deployed. But go ahead and mess with what has worked for nearly a century.
comment in response to post
The AI should create the birthday party invite list from the class roll cross indexed with other kids who have invited him previously. And excluding the weird kid who eats his boogers.
comment in response to post
Sooo many stepsiblings just going crazy with each other.
comment in response to post
It's in Orange County. How old could it be?
comment in response to post
The FBI knows there are terrorists because they radicalize so many themselves. Self licking ice cream cone.
comment in response to post
The April 23 Slate Decoder Ring about the Chicken Soup for the Soul media empire.
comment in response to post
Which is surprising because the comic book versions of these characters are very promiscuous.
comment in response to post
Good news! I already have a subscription.
comment in response to post
Is it still alive?
comment in response to post
Bleu cheese, the manliest of dressings. The chunkier, the better.
comment in response to post
The Why
comment in response to post
A good lawyer never asks a witness a question he doesn't already know the answer to.
comment in response to post
The most manly salad is a wedge salad. Just a head of lettuce and some bacon.
comment in response to post
Did quiche make the list? I love quiche!