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spaceflight nerd, if the banner pic didn't give that away new name time! Tali, if you please. (they / them, in a "gender currently under renovation" sort of way)
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

at a chinese restaurant , i order the egg fried rice. in the kitchen, a chef puts his hand over the burner and wonders how long he can hold it there before he feels something

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

Daily bunny no.2873 can never pass up a free drink

#skycards if you’re looking to unlock Pyongyang and get a tupolev tu-204, P-633 just took off from Beijing going to Pyongyang

lord: *a-leaping* me: you'll make a fine gift for my true love lord: what was that? me: I SAID, DO YOU HAVE 9 FRIENDS WHO ALSO ENJOY LEAPING?

This is so many words to say Trump fired the chairman of the joint chiefs because he’s black www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

again: "ICE operates by Vampire Rules" is an objectively true and also funny statement

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

in college the orchestra i was in played the Trogdor song at one of our concerts. one of our bassoonists dressed up as Trogdor. the other cosplayed as a thatch-roofed cottage. (it was a silly place.)

Another big milestone for our tiny tapir! Ume has her very first tooth coming in and has started mouthing at food and hay. It won’t be long before she’s munching away like mom Yuna! For now, we’re soaking up every adorable moment of her wiggly little nose exploring new items behind the scenes.

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

why are there like a dozen Sling 2s flying around Long Beach? glitch? owner's club? weird... #skycards

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit

god intervened multiple times to save this man from death so that he could invent the saxophone. simply incredible

In many ways it's fitting that the showdown between monarchy and democracy ends up being over NYC congestion pricing. Cities are where the power of kings were first challenged, and few things are more fundamental to government than control of public space. The cameras are staying on!

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

Quand l'astronaute européen Andreas Mogensen pointe le mensonge de Musk... Ce dernier ne se gène pas pour l'insulter copieusement et pour en remettre une (fausse) couche. Quelle époque nullissime. Ca va laisser beaucoup de traces.

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.

Terry Pratchett had this one nailed in Feet of Clay we don’t do kings here

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053