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Jarvis, cock her

I really suggest making a bug out bag and getting a means of defending yourself. This shit is absolutely a precursor to the US military being deployed here to kill or imprison anyone the current administration doesn't want around.

Mellow vibes today youtu.be/uFE25WnzEhc?...

how about putin some nuts in my mouth

visualizing this dipshit, through tears, starting the captured backup camera video, trying to figure out what went wrong it is a person in the distance dressed in a ghillie suit of black binder clips sprinting towards the viewer before the feed cuts

Chat once we hit 50 gifted subs I can get a new battery for my pace maker ! POG !!!

got majima in that luigi drip

lol

Every time you spend money a tiny crime has happened somewhere. Where? That's a fun secret ;)

Did you know that cognitive behavioural therapy can help break the cycle of pornography addiction? Google ‘CBT Porn’ if you don’t believe me.

this is what happened with Goku and Broly

On a psilocybin trip, I saw one of those Punisher logos with the stupid blue lines except, instead of a skull, it was an Alfred E. Newman head, and it made prefect sense. Fucking buffoons. *eats more shrooms*

Udo Keppler (1901)

going back in time to the pre-colonial northeast woodland to give the wampanoags gunpowder and cowpox prob won't be back, but it won't matter bc if this works none of you will be here anyway

Siri recipe with most ingredients of all time

guy who thinks clapping cheeks is what Macaulay Culkin did

Entering a fanciful machine in my dream that allows me to trade John Wick 3 & 4 for DREDD 2, only to wake up before the exchange completed and find myself peeing in the closet.

horny ass yogurt lid

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? 😤 martha stewart vs martha washington

we keep thinking it will get worse but AI finally improving?

Every morning I open palm slap all hassles and bummers away as I begin my morning kata routines, at one with the universe around me as I step on the head of a rake, sending the handle at my nards with lightning speed, "there goes my fuckin' chill" I hoarsely whisper to no one

Editor: did you get those courtroom photos of Luigi Mangione I asked for? Photographer: sure did boss. I know you specifically said to not make them real fuckin’ sexy, but that’s just what he looks like!