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was gonna start the patch when i ran out of this pack then i remembered im in a DISGUSTING fucking hotel room and im not playing with my mental health like that when the floors stick

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

my best friend has horrifyingly suggested setting me up with someone who actually sounds doable and doesn't live in the godless west which means i have to actually take responsibility for how much i complain about being single fuck

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

i have the most insane conversations with lyft drivers tldr DO NOT DATE A GIRL FROM LOUISIANA WHO'S SUPER INTO YOU IF YOU'RE NOT PLANNING TO GET MARRIED BRO

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

watching the Senate thing from today and it's Actually Insane how much of the first hour is just congresspeople going "can you?? be normal??" and the trump guy going "nah"

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

remember, the correct reaction to anyone trying to discuss their reactionary, conspiratorial, bigoted beliefs with you is always either "i have a job, bro" or "i have bills, bro." remind them that the only reason they have time for this bs is that they dont live in the real world with taxes

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

my first day agenda as mayor of gotham city: - abolishment of arkham asylum, new policy is anyone who uses the insanity plea must be held outside city limits - defund the GCPD and replace them W/ payphones that summon bat-adjacent vigilantes - endowment to the cemetery i'll be entering by tuesday

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

charlize theron in atomic blonde i dont remember the character's name but it doesnt matter

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

i think mercari japan is gearing up to merge with mercari us and i cannot explain to you how financially ruinous paying USD for sailor moon merchandise would prove to be for me

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

happy give me $15 week to all the white americans

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

something annoying about being a wheelchair user is it allows people to forget that im so much fucking stronger than them

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What is something that is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? while more people are aware most disabled people in the USA can't get married without losing their benefits, you can also lose your benefits by "representing as though you are married" long term with a romantic partner

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

not rly my ministry to ✌🏾reach across the aisle✌🏾 or whatever but i did befriend my moms awful redneck neighbor specifically so i could check out his muscle car so i feel like ive dont my part for the community

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

timezoneeeee

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aunt thao: im leaving town so here's $50 me: thanks im thirty???

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments