yllazy.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️✊🏾♿| wangxian otp | dyke dog dad | generative brainworms model
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it was a deeply odd time for me, not because i particularly care about either of them, but because he has the face of a victorian statesmen who was tacitly responsible for countless atrocities and she looks like she lives down the block from me
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BUT DID JIN GUANGYAO
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@lachwess.bsky.social it's excellent and there's a hardcover special edition coming out in October so excellent time to join us 😉
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UM I'M THINKING PRETTY HARD
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i don't know for sure that it's universal but everyone around my age (30) who's gone in had them on the east coast and in cali
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can confirm they give you those, it's a liability thing cuz they don't let you have shoes or laces (source: i was overprescribed lithium and it took them 18 days to detox me)
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📌
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other topic recommendations:
-objectively good rock bands with terrible audiences
-specifically the original star wars movies You Haven't Seen The New Ones if they ask
-male youtube gamers who are generally inoffensive and beloved by tumblr lesbians. cant explain that one im also lost
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rinse and repeat that interaction with your voice pitched low and a flat facial affect and they'll never tell you about their cult but they also usually won't think to hate crime you
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my go to is to ask their opinion about stoicism. All Weird Men Are Super Into Stoicism. if they haven't read up on it giving a wikipedia summary and watch their faces light up.
the key is to give them a short riff off one of three conceivably neutral weirdo best hits then DISENGAGE WITH GREAT SPEED
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i just accidentally hit a weird conservative landmine and im pretty sure they guy left the conversation thinking we were friends. This Skill Is Crucial esp if you're fem or marginalized to stay safe but it's very hard because doing so successfully means having to know at least 2 weirdo hobbies
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USE YOUR MONEY FOR FOOD EGGS ARE $9
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nooooo i know what housing costs
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it wasn't even valid. the parking attendant made a mistake but lwj paid it anyway to contribute to municipal funds
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he sincerely believes the hideous birds are high art and why would nhs ever correct him
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this is a perfect opportunity for a lxc/nhs au that man is so capable, so principled, so so dumb
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no one knows how his awful bird sculptures have led to a manhatten penthouse and actively nmj assumes he's running a drug cartel but, like, at least he's successful?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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oh goooood even funnier his boyfriend ex-con wwx doing everything in his power to convey that This Is Not That Kind of Felon He Is Not Rehabilitated He Does Not Wish To Be Lan Wangji Look At Me I Have Seen In This Man's Eyes Please Stop It
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lwj: *assumes the world at large is overall orderly and governed by people trying their best* i believe in rehabilitation and second chances Without Reservations
xy: *exploiting the fact the world is chaos and no one's could possibly stop him* let's talk about your sex life
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it's that thing where lwj is very principled but also perhaps a bit naive, so he would ABSOLUTELY seek out a therapy practice run by a ✌🏾reformed✌🏾 ex-con cuz Fuck The Prison System but he'd also assume woulda intervened if the man was, say, Actual Hannibal Lecter and never googled his case file
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oh nooooooo
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OH NO YOU'RE RIGHT
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Who Do I Pay For This How Much Is A Criterion(?) Subscription Do They Want My Bone Marrow
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valid howdver We Both Know that man is wearing Black Air Forces so scuffed and caked in viscera he looks like a recreational swamp diver
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ah so we're operating the assumption he somehow made it through college without Felony Prosecution i see
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ive been self medicating with nicotine for 10 years by no means will this process be pretty and i WILL be undertaking it in a room without bugs
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how are we handling the fact that the state as a concept has yet to conceive any board depraved enough to licence him outside Soviet fucking Russia
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i wouldn't know but our biases line up most of the time so id believe that
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i saw that book out of the corner of my eye at the same time i got suuuuper into Phonogram and i think something in my puberty brain told me if i read them both id end up insufferable forever
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i haven't gotten far and im already tired so probably gonna give up, he's EXHAUSTING
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oh just whatever his name with the hair— hegseth? hesdeth?— doing a defense hearing where every opening speech was "please stop politicizing us being ready for/avoiding a war" and him going "fuck dei"
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..........sure why not [expedites my visa application]
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oh god what happened i get all my news from the philip defranco show and the weeping masses in the streets of dc
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"they're letting toddlers trans their genders" bro eggs cost $9 rn i have to go to Work
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if you neither have a job nor bills firstly— living the dream don't let anyone tell you otherwise and second, "i have friends/a life/laundry to do" is a fine replacement
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i just asked a coworker this hypothetical and he was so *blisteringly* stoned that he said the totally irrelevant but objectively correct take that congress should make minimum wage
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mandatory wellness checks for any individual with a hard science doctorate, we don't have time to hit everyone since gotham is the most educated neo noir slum in history but we can at least get anyone who can change the fucking weather
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zoot suits are banned
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if i make it til morning day 2 is diverting the entire city budget into mental health services for people with discrete, theme-based compulsive disorders and banning anyone with a the godfather 1930s goon accent from holding public office