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yogabbagabagool.bsky.social
God has allowed me to live another day, and I’m about to make it all of you people’s problem.
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I invented having a meaty hog in 2004 but no one gave me any credit

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Gonna wear this for a week in solidarity

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Some concerts I’ve attended Mountain Goats Hozier BB King (twice) Willie Nelson Gary Clark Jr Sarah Shook Lyle Lovett Starfucker Octopus Project Snoop Dogg Alabama Shakes Two Tons of Steel Jimmie Vaughan I am the world’s most Texan boy.

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My girlfriends name: Sonora My feelings: Adore her

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

No human being is illegal. Except musk. Deport that South African bitch, send his kids to prison

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t see anyone saying “secure the bag, ygg”

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have an interview for a senior trial position at the public defenders office today, say “secure the bag, ygg”

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

This is the face of a man who can see a ghost fucking his wife.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

This is the face of a man who can see a ghost fucking his wife.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Waking up with a boner is like “oh wow hahahaha neat”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Smash that like button if you like sexy ladies or proletarian Revolution

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just got an interview for a job with a pension and I’m allowing myself to dream of world where I can retire some day.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Some of you forgot.

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If someone ever told me to “peaceful protest” I’d punch them in the dick. You should be out there punching cops.

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