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okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

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This octopus is a sucker for jellies 🐙✨️⁠ ⁠ The seven-armed octopus, Haliphron atlanticus, has only been observed by MBARI’s ROVs three times in more than three decades. This one was holding the bell of an egg-yolk jellyfish in its arms—perhaps using its meal for defense or to help catch more prey.

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Holy shit we must protect this man at all costs

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Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive

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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

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this is Penelope

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INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers

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You have to love yourself, even though you are so annoying

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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan officially licensed fine art poster by Danny Schlitz is available now. Limited to an edition of 160 and measuring 24x36 inches, you can also pick up this poster ready to display in one of our Poster Frame Co frames! Vice-Press.com

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Our guy walks into a totally unfamiliar environment with the craziest possible shit happening all around him and still somehow manages to make the correct moral choice like 85 times in a row.

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Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

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Now Spinning

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Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

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One of the only good things in this country is the national park system which barely even costs any money to run so of course these demons shut it down

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Flight attendants’ little safety briefings are probably being listened to for the first time in history

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When you realize it is almost impossible to overcook chicken thighs

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if any one if you ever received my full and undivided attention it would kill you. you'd be as though unto a fine dust.

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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

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Elephant says thank you after the herd crossed the road

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genuine question, has anyone ever spent more money on something this dogshit before

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I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor

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Happy tenth birthday to a real one

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when i say i got that dog in me, this is the dog i mean

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When you take your dog to an obedience class establish dominance by going up to the oldest dog there and teaching it a new trick

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Breaking Bad star Dean Norris

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frogs may bite on #FrogFearFriday

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Consumers are boycotting major retailers. Here's what they plan for 'blackout' on Feb. 28 www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

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Bruh, look what they did to my beautiful son

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glad someone is finally saying it lol

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HOW TO DRIVE A CYBERTRUCK WITHOUT FEAR OF IT BEING VANDALISED: — disguise the cybertruck by replacing its body with the body of a ford f-150 — complete the disguise by replacing the cybertruck's chassis with the ford's as well you can now safely drive your cybertruck!

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