Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next
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Productivity is a false measure for people working from home. I know I worked from home for insurance co. It’s just clicks of mouse every 2 seconds. I could have been reading a reg or speaking to client. It’s all bs.
People will never understand that history repeats itself in one form or another. That's why we can't skew the information or hide it. We can't learn from it otherwise.
Presumably you're talking about the reform of grain dole that increased the amount of individual distributions by purging fraudulent names from the roles. Helping the common people and saving the Treasury.
I heard it was the other way around, the stuffy old senators didn't want a WFH program Julius Caesar was introducing so they removed him from a leadership role. Unfortunately for them his son went ahead and created the Pax Romana
I posted a few days ago that the USA government recalling its foreign aid staff was probably like the Roman Empire when it was falling - they probably did pretty much the same.
' The Emperor requires you to return to Rome urgently '
I really don't want to be eating a trump salad in 2 years. It's probably something like a dry 3-week old cabbage lettuce that's already turned, with a topping of a light balsamic vinegar and a healthy heaping of bullshit.
Don’t feel sorry for Julius. His power came from his successes in Gaul, a province with 3 million inhabitants. He killed a million, enslaved a million, and dominated a million. Yeay Rome!
Commodus (177-192 AD): Commodus's rule is often seen as the beginning of the empire's decline. He was more interested in golf than governance, leading to instability and economic issues.
Caesar: I'm gonna need you in the office V days a week, people. Also, who keeps stealing my salad out of the break room fridge? It's got my name on it. I mean, come on.
Nothing short of Hannibal himself showing up with fucking war elephants is getting me to come into the office. All my good olive oil and erotic wall art is at home, and that is where I will work from.
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen... ah... I am prepared to move forward with this, I uh got my assistant here... Ah... we are trying to resolve this, I-I'm not a cat"
- Ceasar with a cat filter on the zoom call that he doesn't know how to remove
Everyone was onsite ripping farts that could dissolve the varnish from industrial structures. Rome burned (again) after some poor bastard lit a candle.
The Christian's started by demanding equal treatment and ended up slaughtering all the polytheists, same with Moses , see golden veal incident, now they landed in the new world and just about to send us all Back to the mideval time they seem to cherish , yay !
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I've always been shitty with science & math 😂😂😂jk
Be wonderfully Roman and Shakespearean if Musk wielded the final knife. 😆
Hmmmm, the Ides of March ..... et tu, musky?
' The Emperor requires you to return to Rome urgently '
Beware the Ides of March!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar?wprov=sfti1
Brutus:
But at least they had music.
- Ceasar with a cat filter on the zoom call that he doesn't know how to remove