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PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”

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Wife: sometimes I like to mess with my husband and hide his stuff where he can't find it. Like I put his shoes in the shoe closet, his jacket on the hanger and his keys on the key hook.

submitted 13 days ago • 90 comments

This. A thousand times this.

submitted 15 days ago • 90 comments

👇👇

submitted 16 days ago • 1265 comments

Apart from The Gaza Strip, President Trump also plans to take over: Middle class women of a certain age Ofsted Kanye West Kanye East Hogwarts The wall between Italy & Turkey Waspi women The Daily Mail Church of England Stoke (land of scrotes & scumbags) Marcus Rashford Narnia. 🇺🇸

submitted 18 days ago • 55 comments

“The meaning behind Trump’s words was clear, that diversity equals incompetence. And for many historians, civil rights leaders, scholars and citizens, it was an unmistakable message of racism in plain sight at the highest levels of American government.” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...

submitted 19 days ago • 150 comments

Developing: Proposed tariffs on Canada have been paused for 30 days. PM Trudeau has agreed to stop taking calls from Melania.

submitted 19 days ago • 411 comments

Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies

submitted 24 days ago • 29 comments

I’m still not over the fact that Tim Walz went viral for calling Republicans ‘weird,’ put Trump and Vance on the defensive, then got picked as Harris’s running mate because of it, and then… he was immediately silenced, disappeared, and Dems stopped calling the GOP ‘weird.’

submitted 25 days ago • 402 comments

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

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I am terminally online and follow lots of health related news stories and I hadn’t heard a squeak about this. It’s such a helpful thing to do. Thanks for keeping me informed @bylinetimes.bsky.social

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The spam lads and fash Sharon’s are apoplectic about Starmer having a drag queen at his Burns Night event. They’re fucking morons. Drag is great fun. The only time I feel safe on a night out is in a gay bar, whereas I’m forced to cover my drink around straight men, which proves who the problem is.

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🔴Will Young: ‘It Got Much Worse After Pop Idol. I’m Surprised There Hasn’t Been an Exposé on The X Factor’ The first Pop Idol winner – and Byline Times supporter – speaks about the pressures of fame and the stories he believes are still to come to light about the reality TV music world

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Essential oil peeps: Which oil would help to calm down my family??? Chloroform? It’s chloroform, isn’t it??

submitted 30 days ago • 97 comments

FFS

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to recap: — Trump was for the TikTok ban — which the GOP Congress passed — and the GOP Supreme Court upheld — and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway — so that Trump could "save" it — and the media fell for it we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

submitted 34 days ago • 616 comments

Can we send her a cease and desist letter, for reputational damage, on behalf of the country?

submitted 37 days ago • 310 comments

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

submitted 38 days ago • 815 comments

The Telegraph has finally found some unemployed people it sympathises with

submitted 37 days ago • 374 comments

No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.

submitted 48 days ago • 175 comments

Teresa May was a zealous Brexit convert. No Single Market! No FoM! No deal better than bad deal! 📢 Not purest enough- ditch! Boris Johnson led the Brexit campaign… 📢 Betrayal! Nigel’s the real deal! Would have done a proper Brexit! Nigel could become PM. 📢 Too soft for Reform! We need Tomeh!

submitted 48 days ago • 28 comments

I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.

submitted 53 days ago • 211 comments

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

submitted 52 days ago • 255 comments

'Do you want to go earlier so you can help my mum cook the food?' Not really as it's my only day off of paid employment since the 17th December until the 4th Jan, but sure. Yeah. I can do that. #christmas #mentalload #santaisamum

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IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.

submitted 61 days ago • 711 comments

Holy shit. Christmas stakes just went WAY UP. My mom told me she found a present in the back of her closet wrapped in xmas paper and addressed to me, and it's from like 5-14 years ago (post prison). Betting is now open as to what it is!

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Farage targets the poor, lost and lazy disenfranchised by the poverty that he helped to create (via Brexit and his influence on Tory policy for 8 yrs) and then just uses them again for personal gain. If your kink is being fucked by old rich men, fair play, just probably best to not base a vote on it

submitted 63 days ago • 13 comments

not to endlessly whinge - as you know I would never dream of whingeing endlessly - but the plan for tonight was for my mum and I to have some tangia at home, which she brought back from Marrakech as she knows it's one of my favourite dishes, and instead I'm having: a Pret baguette on the flight

submitted 63 days ago • 25 comments

personally think Dominique Pelicot deserves to be tied to the mast of a ship about to cross the Atlantic in winter but I guess 20 years in prison is better than nothing

submitted 66 days ago • 12 comments

It'll never happen, but I need a Yuki and Valtteri in Adrian Newey-developed Aston Martins for 2026. Would they win? Eh. Would I be the most entertained I've ever been? Definitely. #f1

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Am I the kind of person who will hate Liam Lawson forever due to this slight on my beautiful child Yuki Tsunoda? Yes. Incandescently so. Does that mean I don’t have lots of hate left over for Christian Horner? Baby, that hate bulb has never and will never dim.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

jesus finally

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Yes! Why do so many people not see this. Gasly & Albon weren't shit, they just weren't ready for the transition from ooh Q2, to well, he's 3/10s down on Max.

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Sergio Perez parts from Red Bull #F1

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Come on now it is not breaking news that Checo and Red Bull are parting ways 😅 #F1

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I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

submitted 67 days ago • 42 comments

We’ve all been there.

submitted 67 days ago • 19 comments

A well-regulated militia? Most of these gun toting MAGAts aren't even a well-regulated diabetic

submitted 68 days ago • 52 comments

Hang on, Labour building affordable housing that we desperately need is being slated as a “controversial” by the media? Having already been slated for checks notes stopping race riots and paying nurses/ teachers properly? Those evil bastards. What will they do next? Give schoolkids breakfast?

submitted 72 days ago • 54 comments

This should be a permanent thing in #F1 talk: "He got Strolled" Meaning: a term used to describe when a driver who only has his seat in F1 because of nepotism, shows poor driving skills, and takes out another driver with a stupid driving mistake.

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I don't want a lot for Christmas, I just want 1 day as the dad instead of the mum. #christmas #workingmums #parentingisshit

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

1000’s of Syrian refugees are making their way back home. No one wakes up and thinks…I know, I’ll hand over every penny I have to risk my life in an inflatable to cross to the U.K. Refugees are where they are for good reason. Most just want to live safely in their country. Farage is a wanker.

submitted 75 days ago • 15 comments