I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.
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Reminds me of:
Drunk 1: When I die, would you pour a bottle of wine on my grave every night?
Drunk 2: (pondering) You mind if it goes through my kidneys first?
strong start…let’s see 2-3 weeks, you’re unsuspectingly enjoying a spectacular bolognese or perhaps a a scrumptuous strawberry shortcake…and the host offers you a Lambrusco.
Dry martinis.. I'd never had a martini before college. (Hopefully that's the case for most people. LOL) One of the guys in the dorms would always walk around in a bathrobe, drinking a martini. Gotta say. They're strong, but tasty! 🍸
I took a different tack, and, sorry to be so graphic, but I'm as dry as hell because of constantly urinating because of all the whiskey I'm drinking. Super dry! Loving it!
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I’m trying it
Using edibles
Drunk 1: When I die, would you pour a bottle of wine on my grave every night?
Drunk 2: (pondering) You mind if it goes through my kidneys first?
🍻 BB
My therapist said the true path to enlightenment is to finish what I've started.
So today I finished a half a bottle of Xanax, an open bottle of whiskey, two bags of gummy bears, and a bag of m&M's.
My hangover will likely tide me over till I have to work on Friday.
Dry June could work.
Given the January calendar I think this is perfectly reasonable.
suckers.
much needed.💔
See what I did there? Hahahahhahahahahahahaaha
to avoid kidney stones is drinking plain water* like
it's a precious bodily fluid.
*not 'untreated' water🦠
I'll join you for a dry martini, anytime.
Going to have a talk with year-admin about this.
All on January 1.
For me, it has to be a deep, rich red, still warm from the veins of the victim...
...I mean Merlot. A nice Merlot.
*nods*