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Sanderson has the largest ears I’ve ever seen

Baby Brock being a rock.

…..but Quinn Hughes 😅

The Scottsdale line

We are jealous children. Canada HAS a reason to boo.

USA is dumb amounts of Scottsdale-heavy. Our douche-quotient is high

Boston DO NOT boo the Canadian anthem

🤔 spoilers?

tfw USA wins hockey but the government exists

At the end of the day, the United States brought the best goalie in the league, and Canada decided to staff its net as if Brian Burke was in charge

Men's hockey would be so much better if it had married couples playing against each other!

With no Czechs allowed, CzechFinnistan supports our plucky lil Finn moxie boys.

I mean our country doesn't really deserve nice things right now so

OLIVER OSCAR EMMANUEL EKMAN-LARSSON YOU KNOW BETTER

WILLY WHY

Ok the Canucks can't have two Elias Petterssons and three Pettersons overall. This is just ridiculous.

I had a dream last night that there was a dead body in the back of my car that I needed to hide, in case anyone wonders how I'm doing mentally.

Where the fuck is the ghost of Thomas Jefferson when we need it? Ghoul James Madison, where for art thou?

Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

For those wondering: Yes, I'm uploading the entire 15 GB public-facing CDC.gov website that I downloaded a few days ago...but it's gonna take awhile to upload...

What is the criteria for Canadian citizenship? I know the national anthem and know hockey inside & out. WHAT ELSE IS THERE? I was born in North Dakota, which is Adjacent-Canada so I can turn the accent on.

I knew.

I believe there should only be two types of restrooms.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social This TB outbreak in Kansas City could get the Swifties on board to find a cure. And they can solve anything.

My hexing powers are ridiculously strong

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

Mitchell Marner is just ridiculous.

Teen Vogue is still at the front of the Resistance.

Oooooooook. Anyone who is like Ovi has ties to Putin so we don't want him to have the record. I give you.........

20 days into the year and I've finished 13 books. I'm on the @ladyjenpool.bsky.social reading schedule.

653 days until we can take the House back and grind everything but EOs to a halt.

It's going to be 64 degrees today and I'm going to clean out my garage. The summers in Phoenix are worth it for the winters.

My birthday twinsie knew what was up

I have switched from reading fantasy to reading dystopian to prepare.

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE FBI’S BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE UNIT WHO ARE SLOWLY BUILDING A CASE AGAINST YOU