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Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
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"I haven't even seen gameplay of Blue Prince yet" now you have

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I am sick rn and the only thing in the world I can imagine eating is fried okra. Friends, they don't do okra here. They just don't. I would have to drive two hours to get some mediocre fried okra. I guess I'll just starve and die, then.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If this makes me a shitlib so be it, but Jill Stein is a shameless grifter and anyone who doesn't see it is kinda simple. Sorry not sorry.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

And the award for "Most Stable Psychiatrist" goes to...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I am FINALLY coming around on police violence in America after hearing about the Weezer bassist's wife getting shot by cops.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I got a warning on reddit for threatening violence because I said that the "medicine" that Trump wants us to take are cyanide capsules. Way to go, AI moderation.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see his face I am reminded that I am very glad that John Wayne is dead.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I am working on am alternate history project and a thing that keeps coming up is how radical and cool Kansas used to be. All your godbothering fucked that up. Go back to your roots, to dragging fascists out of their homes and hacking them to pieces with swords on their front lawns.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Folk magic is very very real. Aristocratic magic, like AI, evangelical religions, and money, are fake as hell and shameless grifts from top to bottom.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I am watching Inherent Vice and it is a great movie so far, but for crying out loud don't lay Vitamin C by Can over a scene with important dialogue and plot development. It's too good, too distracting.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I want to fuck around with building a better future and find out about that, but I'm just a rat eating road dog. Like yeah, the collapse of civilization will hurt people I am mad at, but while hurting dickheads can be an appropriate strategy for accomplishing other ends, it is a dumb and empty goal.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Monday is over, and you're still here. Tuesday is coming and you'll rock it. That'll do human. That'll do.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao she's gettin' Tooted on

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I hate it when I open a new tub of butter and it has a mediocre butthole.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I have to set a kitchen timer for seven minutes I punch in 666 because I'm a real rebel.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Community defense at work.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments