yotetheelf.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
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Luke sungle-handedly destroyed up a space station full of thousands of troops and workers. The only people in Star wars with a higher body count than Luke are the Death Star goons who pulled the lever to blow up Alderaan.
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You should convert a utility closet or something to an airbnb and put this in it.
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If those weepy fascists don't quit or sabotage the gods know the depth of their cowardice.
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HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DOPE SHIRT FROM THE DOPE SHIRT GUY!
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Wait, there are adult people out there who don't immediately clock that as cookin' dope?
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Impossible to know for sure but I think that's a chive guy.
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I learned to drive in a world without GPS. I spent over a decade driving with nothing but paper maps and vaguely worded directions to guide me. Now I can barely find my way to the post office if I forget my phone.
Unused skills atrophy faster than you'd think. Just do your own damned emails.
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The snack rack at the farm store does got the sauce.
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Felt
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Just an FYI, chili powder is completely harmless to birds, only mammals have the pain receptors that capsaicin activates. Makes it an effective way to discourage squirrels and chipmunks from stealing all your birdfeed.
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Nude muscular man carries more power.
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Do you ever think that it will ever get to the point where you decide to drag the computer out to behind the shed?
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Eat it.
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I bet she wouldn't have been speared if she had an AR-15 rifle with a red dot scope and a chest rig with six spare mags.
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Can someone hurry up and invent the nanobots that turn us all into goo?
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When are you gonna do podcast guys?
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Houston-assed motherfucker.
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What I picture:
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The university told me AI orgs keep recruiting their CS grads so I asked how many CS grads they have and they said they just go to the high school and recruit a new class afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high schoolers to AI orgs and then their ethics advisor started crying.