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oh NO
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preemptively: www.zdf.de/dokus/die-de...
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god in hindsight it's just so funny that I'm Frenc isn't it, born verrrry nearly in the right spot but not quite
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:)
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ok that's good to know, I essentially based my entire teenage personality on that movie and Velvet Goldmine
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🥰
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sorry to you all but if they ever invent a sleeping pill that you don't get accustomed to, doesn't leave you groggy in the morning, isn't addictive and doesn't interact badly with alcohol then I guess I'll just stay offline forever
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Fair
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Big Karl
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No he does
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no!!
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worse!
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can't just call the father of Europe Karl, can you
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no to be fair it can
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(entirely possible he thought this would make me more likely to buy some other pieces, but little did he know that I'd just spent my entire art budget for the rest of the year and, if I'm being honest, probably also for 2026)
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really sad it got lost to the Great Twitter Deletion but I'm 5'4 and back when I was a generous size 14 I did a whole photoshoot of me trying on COS dresses to see just how badly it'd go and ended up in tears of laughter in the changing room
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I do think a lot of it is social media in general! I mention text near the end too, there's a similar dynamic there...
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I only ever wear suits at weddings, quite specifically because I don't like especially girly frocks and they feel like the uniform for most guests at those things...
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[poignantly] my sack
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I mean I do also think that a lot of them suffer from the COS problem, namely that unless you're 5'11 and have legs up to your armpits your silhouette will shout "I love my emotional support sack :)"
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I'd also argue that with some dainty little pumps, some red lipstick and some nice jewellery it'd look considerably smarter/more appropriate than most of the other dresses on the list!
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I mean technically I guess I could also do art, you didn't specify you wanted good art
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nice
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but what if I want to do the writing
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thanks!
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yeah I couldn't quite find anything funny to say about it, it's just.....horrid
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aren't they!
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I think leopard print in general is totally fine, but cleavage, leopard print and lace at a wedding a bit much!
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bsky.app/profile/youn...
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do we want to know how you, huh, found that out
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like a horse with a broken leg, Madeline
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I've no real desire to ever get married but if I do and you turn up to my wedding wearing this I'll shoot you like you're a horse with a broken leg
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tbf I'm not mad at that one, not a shape that suits me personally but it *is* a nice wedding guest dress
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well I mean it's got leopard print, deep cleavage and lace
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actual lol