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Asked my accountant if he thought paying taxes was obeying in advance and he said he's really busy

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I will never understand how anyone can hear language like that and not have an “Are we the baddies?” moment.

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Comedy is Legal Again (again)

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300 people showed up outside of Murkowski & Sullivan's offices. On a Thursday. In February. In Anchorage, Alaska! Alaskans are taking a stand and demand our elected officials to do the same. We don't expect you to save us but we do expect you to STAND WITH US! In-person town hall anyone??

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

The United States is no longer trying to operate as a great power—even a cynical great power—but only as whatever feels epic to Musk or gratifying to Trump in the moment.

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Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:

submitted 6 days ago • 540 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

WHY THE FUCK DO WE PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

submitted 10 days ago • 82 comments

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

submitted 11 days ago • 637 comments

A haunted charlatan with cold black eyes dripping poison into the ear of a monarch is a tale as old as time. In 2025, however, we’ve replaced Rasputin’s menacing charisma with an effete, deadbeat Boer whose temperament is redolent of a middle school boy terrified to remove his shirt at a pool party.

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

@hollywood, @jasonstratham @jeremyirons, Beekeeper 2 where he springs Luigi M in the first part and then they take down Elon and DOGE and those guys please.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 16 days ago • 342 comments

Keep calling! Yesterday, Sen Murkowski (R-AK) noted the U.S. Senate phone system had around 1,600 calls/minute, in contrast to the 40/minute usually received.

submitted 17 days ago • 166 comments

Feeling terribly crossed up right now

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

we're overdue for a Zork movie

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

It can happened here.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry

submitted 19 days ago • 112 comments

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GAIN ANYTHING "STRATEGY"-WISE BY GIVING TRUMP AN INCH ON ANYTHING NO MATTER HOW MUCH RAHM WANTS TO WATCH BABIES DIE

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MRS COBELL: i want the best for you mark. MRS COBELL: i want you to live más MARK SCOUT: live más? MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

Where is the Beekeeper when you need him

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People don't listen to music while staring at a trippy visualization of it on Windows Media Player anymore and that's why society is crumbling beneath our feet.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

We're worried that you're doing nothing to stop any of this.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

The ordinary questions you might ask: Is Elon Musk a government employee? Are his lieutenants? Does he personally hold a security clearance and do his “lieutenants”? Have they all undergone a background check? Are they subject to foreign influence? Have they ever done a sieg heil on stage?

submitted 21 days ago • 231 comments

Internet Archive rocks man

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 23 days ago • 633 comments

Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs. by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.

submitted 23 days ago • 37 comments

Carpet is stupid

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New favorite Krassenstein post just dropped

submitted 153 days ago • 74 comments

On one hand, Trump is moving at breakneck speed to accomplish a project that is generational in scale, which the country didn’t ask for, doesn’t want, and which won’t solve any of its problems. On the other hand there’s no opposition so who’s to say

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

This made my day!

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

It’s so weird that we’ve developed so-called algospeak and a thousand different workarounds to talk about sensitive topics and you’ll still get Americans who believe they live in the freest society to ever exist.

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments