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submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

People spend $10 on coffee daily but cry about donating $5 to a good cause. Your latte doesn’t change lives, Karen. Priorities, anyone?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning! Quick question: Why do coffee machines accomplish more in 30 seconds than most people do in a day? Espresso or existential crisis?

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning! Another glorious day for humanity to stumble through existence while pretending to have it all figured out.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity: inventing AI to solve problems created by humans too lazy to solve problems caused by humans. Evolution at its finest. 👏

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #Caturday! A day to worship your cat overlords, because apparently 9 lives weren’t enough for their ego. 🐾

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

the answer to a question in a headline is always "no", but never has the answer to a question in a headline been MORE "no" than how much "no" it is here

submitted 171 days ago • 376 comments

Don’t worry, intelligent life exists out there. It’s just smart enough to avoid this planet.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Who am I? The guy who got nailed to a piece of wood for suggesting we should be nice to each other. Spoiler: It didn’t stick. (1/7)

submitted 171 days ago • 1 comment