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Plant-loving man, growing in Milwaukee & Chicago. https://www.welcome2thejungle.co/
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All the women in my life are synced up and its hell.

As I agree with this 100%, I’d also like to add that it is imperative to get with someone that is receptive to the way you show love and that shows love in a way that you are receptive to. Communication is absolutely paramount.

This gotta be my least favorite statement that people make. Especially, after saying the most egregious shit.

Gonna be pretty awkward for all the companies that didn't even pretend to fight it.

I will never forgive yall for overtly sexualizing this man, ignoring what he’s supposed to represent. All while coming off the heels of “men sexualize everything.”

From the bottom of my heart. What is wrong with you niggas?

Last year, I Executive Produced a porn film loosely based on my struggle with peri-menopause for Dorcel starring @jetsettingjasmine.bsky.social @kingnoire.bsky.social @anafoxxx.bsky.social @nicolekitt.bsky.social @andrestone.bsky.social @tonygenius69.bsky.social & the legendary #seanmichaels.

This. Is. Murder. (Ish) Killed them chickens for no reason, not even for food. Just to turn them into wings and throw them in the garbage.

37 and aging like a dream

Steve Bannon whipped up the CPAC crowd by talking about the possibility of Trump staying in office for a third term—and concluded his speech by giving a provocative gesture that resembled the controversial salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally last month.

Introduce yourself as a Black TV Character. #AddtoBlackSky #BlackSky

My girl and I, had happy hour plans and a fun night out, right?! She was cleaning the litter and asked her to take the bag to the garbage and not leave it by the door for me to take. She now has an attitude and decided she doesn’t wanna go anymore. (Cause i have an attitude) ladies, are yall ok?!?

I hope this country stays together long enough for me to fully binge this 3 times.

🔥🔥🔥 Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested for civil disobedience after speaking against a MAGA display that the city council of Huntington Beach agreed to put up at the public library…..that’s what’s up….every word👇

For all the white liberals keep saying “do something” this is what yall supposed to be doing.

The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!

Drip syrup on them..

all the presidents can choke

$3 for a McDonald's cheeseburger is not my America

It's so embarrassing to watch white folks constantly talk about China, Russia, and Iran. They are NOT our enemies. They are rich people's enemies. They didn't ruin our lives/country. Rich people did. Drew, be smarter.

READ MORE! The fucking 80s?!? The coke-filled music era?

The fact that they haven't done this already is truly insane. This whole world has leaders that can't lead

HELP!!!!!!

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

2024 was the deadliest year for journalists, and nearly two-thirds of them were killed by Israel. The silence about this isn't negligence. It's a calculated decision by our leaders to let authoritarian regimes know that killing reporters is a permissible tool of repression.

"Kindness matters. But kindness does not = justice. Civility counts. But calling for civility is not the humane response to injustice. Justice is. Love is essential. But love is not a passive, weeping bystander. Love puts in work." - Bernice King

Once a year, we should all be required to have a history lesson

I high-key want to spam my dick and porn in everyones DMS, who post porn on this Blacksky timeline. Cause if you wanna bombard this porn free space with your ugly dick. Then you can get my beautiful dick in ya DMs unprompted. Just following ya lead.

My girlfriends obsession with spending money is infuriating.

…y’all… Keith Lee trying beans on toast in London is sending me right up yonder!!!!! That bite lasted 40 days and 40 nights. I am in shambles.

Valentines day

Spotted in New York. #3E

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

This is all a good reminder that, “no help, no votes until the criminal conduct stops” is neither a big ask nor a politically perilous one.