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This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
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submitted 15 hours ago • 212 comments

Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot

submitted 121 days ago • 68 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 2 days ago • 859 comments

Wife: you better not be cunty Ken watanabe in a Dodgers jacket and hat when you get home Me:

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

*pointing to a bawling white infant and screaming about weaponizing white tears*

submitted 339 days ago • 10 comments

"fit so sexy it pisses off the prosecution" is like a legally blonde bit, i can't believe it's real

submitted 5 days ago • 53 comments

Dry beating my shit bc I hate myself

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i am convinced. gooning is fascist coded

submitted 5 days ago • 62 comments

treat the signalgate story like fox news would - what other secrets are they hiding - are there payoff backchannels - release the long form text transcripts - this requires a criminal investigation - what other backchannels are they leaking classified intel on? members of congress? fox news? russia

submitted 6 days ago • 100 comments

“Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals into giving their kids ‘woke’ names like Tyler and Justin when they should have been naming them Stonewall and Forrest,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-o...

submitted 7 days ago • 73 comments

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

submitted 7 days ago • 490 comments

Rip Gyro Zeppeli. You would have loved Beyblade. #SBR #JJBA #BeybladeX

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Things COVID has proven: 1) The job you were told couldn’t be done remotely, can be done remotely. 2) Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn’t want them to. 3) Internet is a utility and not a luxury. 4) Universal healthcare is a necessity.

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

lol. The team has already removed this image from the announcement.

submitted 10 days ago • 87 comments

List of nonpersons: Billionaires CEOs of Fortune 500 companies ICE Officers Landlords Police

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

@schumer.senate.gov resign

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm ripping #beyblades so goddamn hard that shit is blowing up trap houses, leaving my opps in shambles.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'm drinking the juice that makes you gay

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

You're in her DMs, I'm in her pants... they're way too small for me, I look ridiculous.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

2 months into his new job and they've got this poor sickly ape parading around in a basement-tier fast food chain just because it did a RETVRN meme on twitter. i'm sure he will do a magnificent little twirl if the employees throw him maraschino cherries

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If I was Kira I would have simply not fallen for L's trap with Lind L Taylor. Guess I'm just built different

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

I’m pretty sure my wife takes me to IKEA every weekend in the hopes that I won’t find my way out.

submitted 23 days ago • 27 comments