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yzsk80.bsky.social
Vegan for the animals. Queer for the fringe benefits. Action sports for the uncontrollable mental illness. Pacific-Northwest based, but I don't recognize arbitrary boundary lines.
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One of the worst parts of ADHD is when I know I need to eat, but NOTHING in this whole house tastes like dopamine

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

idk man you got 40k followers and follow 38k people and complain about 1) your anxiety and 2) your husband ignoring your anxiety? like...i think there's too much going on in your life man he might just be tired of hearing about social media shit lol

submitted 49 minutes ago • 0 comments

you: *drowning me in a tub* me: *between gasping for breath* no one uses that color grout anymore

submitted 3 hours ago • 13 comments

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

like honestly Pete isn't even the whole problem why did NO ONE IN THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY CHECK TO SEE WHOM ELSE WAS IN THE GROUP CHAT??? i leave every group chat idk everyone in. tf.

submitted 52 minutes ago • 0 comments

You’re in her DMs. I’m somehow in Pete Hegseth’s war crimes group chat. We are not the same.

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

Really weird you can be a criminal and just resign from your position in Government leadership and everything is hunky dory. Like I can't resign from all my speeding tickets, the fuck?

submitted 53 minutes ago • 0 comments

The whole "Bernie Bros" thing just erases the entire queer, women, etc coalition that stands not beside Bernie and his politics, but directly next to him and AOC, as they walk forward together hand in hand. When will people wake up to the fact that MAGA and Lib rhetoric are the same shit, dif shape

submitted 54 minutes ago • 0 comments

We need MORE women in pro wrestling management/leadership positions, not fewer.

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

came back from the dead to say matcha is god. She greeted me at the gates and embraced me with her powdery green arms. I respect u if u don’t believe in matcha but know you will be going to coffee hell w ur runny shits 💕🙏

submitted 2 hours ago • 13 comments

Buying a Liquid Death today just to piss someone off. You can pry metal water from my cold dead hands, bitch.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

squeezing my breasts together for peace

submitted 2 hours ago • 16 comments

Your kid has measles. An airplane just fell in your back yard. Your coworker who is American is in an El Salvador jail. The pentagon is a working group chat. And your boomer parents lost Medicare and social security. America 2025.

submitted 5 hours ago • 41 comments

me, an alien in the star trek universe, seeing boobs for the first time: 👀

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

me: [gets added to the secret military war plans group chat] me:

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I wonder who is a big proponent of using the Signal chat app?

submitted 2 hours ago • 9 comments

lmaooooooooooo this screams alcoholism

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 hours ago • 202 comments

Was at the dentist this morning. Dentist: How's it going? Me: Eh, haven't been added to any confidential Signal chats! Dentist: ...what? Neither dentist nor her assistants had any idea about the top headline on every single news site yesterday. Talk about it. GET PEOPLE to follow the news.

submitted 6 hours ago • 195 comments

It wasn’t a “leak” ffs. A leak is when someone intentionally shares information with someone. This was negligence.

submitted 7 hours ago • 124 comments

If not obvious: - this was not the first time Signal was used to conduct government business - likely not the first time used to conduct sensitive government business - this violates the Presidential Records Act

submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

i think we should cut hegseth and friends some slack: how were they ever supposed to learn opsec if they’ve never been held accountable for their actions or experienced any negative ramifications for their decisions? opsec is a hard skill to develop when all you ever do is fail upwards!

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submitted 22 hours ago • 68 comments

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

submitted 8 hours ago • 319 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

submitted 5 hours ago • 445 comments

made this in court cuz i was bored

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Tulsi Gabbard, DNI, tells senators nothing typed in the "Houthi PC" Signal chat group was classified -- not even the detailed attack plan laid out by Pete Hegseth So... Let's have @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social release the whole damn text thread then

submitted 6 hours ago • 60 comments

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

submitted 3 hours ago • 639 comments

George: they hate crimed me, Jerry! Jerry: they hate crimed you? George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry! Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a- George: a Tesla-American, Jerry! Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

Now I may just be a poor country lawyer, but where I come from, "collateral arrest" means "false imprisonment."

submitted 4 hours ago • 19 comments

The group chat screengrabs are so embarrassing. Emojis, whoops, back-slapping? Over people being killed? When our world leaders murder people with millions of dollars worth of weapons they should be celebrating with professional political words, we need to get back to THAT!

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

'Irreversible damage': 400 Fish and Wildlife firings could lead to extinctions in Joshua Tree Not just as Joshua Tree, but a good story about impacts.

submitted 22 hours ago • 23 comments

bitches will have 17k followers and no pictures of their selves but 3 kids and a bearded mfer spammed all through their media like yall arent real man

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

people who watched Prometheus and Conenant and thought they were bad? fuckin' losers who don't like the xenomorphs one bit suck my dick

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments