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No one talks about this, but the only vibe more potent than "divorced dad" energy is "my grandkids NEVER visit" energy

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A customer just told me "thank you for being nice" and then hoped that I do NOT have a good day

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Happy almost anniversary to THE MOST DISAPPOINTED I HAVE EVER BEEN

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I don't understand why every single Rapunzel doll that Disney has put out has failed to look anything like the character, when the character has literally the exact same face as the Frozen characters and those dolls all look reasonably screen accurate

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let's see what's on Fox News' feed this morning

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robot arm

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Absolute Wonder Woman is so so good, omg

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Reposting my Phyla-Vell art from 2023 because oh my god my girl is in a video game!!!! #marvelcosmicinvasion #phylavell #artistsonbluesky

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I've wanted to do one of these for a long while- so I made this in between working on the #Charlastor fan comic and my comic commission for my client! Here's a little bit about me for my newer followers :) stay tuned ❤️🎨 #meettheartist #digitalart #myart #art #artist #cartoonist #nhartist #artwork

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Happy birthday to my favorite video game character #streetfighter #chunli

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"ooh Batman's really the bad guy he just goes around beating up mentally ill people" I'm sorry, what real life mental illness does the Joker have that causes him to put Joker Chemicals in the river to turn all the fish into Joker Fish??

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Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

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Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

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Humbly acknowledging gigantic corporate failure by selling it to you is such a weird and uniquely Microsoft-coded thing to do

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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

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Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys

submitted 161 days ago • 145 comments

My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances. “part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”

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An old #PartyPoison ##mychemicalromance #dangerdays

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This assassin has given a lot of material to the most pathologically unfunny people on the internet. Thanks a lot, asshole

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Absolutely losing it at Rogue's walk cycle animation in this GBA game

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Anyway, happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate

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The last year I used Spotify enough to have enough data for them to even use, my Wrapped was just the same Pavement song that I listened to four times in May

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Now that all the pressure of what my first post should be is out of the way, hi. I'm Germ, Gen, Geb, whatever. I draw sometimes. Here's some of that...

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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

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Nearly a decade since it's introduction, and the mysteries of the humble chip card still eludes people

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In honor of Joker 2 bombing I am reposting the best letterboxd review of all time

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I really feel for Chappelle Roan fans, my favorite singer hasn't endorsed anyone for president either. The "Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked" guy has been conspicuously quiet on this election, and without his guidance I don't know how I'll ever make a decision come November.

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Commissions are open! Link in comments with more info #commissionsopen #artistsonbluesky

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Debut (from May)

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WHO would like to commission me! www.tumblr.com/z0mbievalent...

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Huh.

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Was talking to my mom today and God knows why but I said "What do you think The Thing's penis is like? I mean, we've all wondered, right?" And my mom said "I've never wondered about that actually." In a lot of ways, we are very different people.

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Wait crap I got confused. I thought dance with dragons was the second to last book that has come out. I thought I had one more to go after this before I was caught up!

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They got Dippin Dots at Shaw's. What a world.

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Thinking about the time the cashier at the thrift store I had been chatting with saw that I was buying CDs and jokingly said "oh good, now I get to judge your music taste!" And then abruptly stopped laughing when he saw that I was buying a six hour compilation of the Dragnet radio drama

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(secret billionaire meeting) WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right? LOWES CEO: yep TARGET CEO: got it RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm

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Dreamed I was Danerys and while I was on my journey we ran out of food, so I had to take all my Unsullied and Dothraki and dragons and whatnot to Market Basket

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Bought my wife some socks and now Macys emails are indistinguishable from my high school bully

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