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Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense he/him
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We had weekly all hands meetings at Harmonix (Beatles Rockband) and during the week of April fools our CEO presented a list of demands from Ringo Starr that concluded with "Ringo must be 25% larger than the other Beatles"

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

oh my gosh videos work here now!! Have my little pokemon sudoku animation! c: 🦆🌱✨

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Serebii Update: The Pokémon Company & Honda have officially revealed the Honda Koraidon Project, a real life size Koraido that will be on display in Tokyo Aoyama, Tokyo from March 7th through March 9th www.serebii.net

it's the month of giving

I have no idea how this counted as my win, I assumed it would be a draw. Gallade, your sacrifice was worth it o7

finally, a fishing sidequest. now mtg is a true video game

>decide to run a panel at a local Anime con about how to fry rice >decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay >ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes >ie the panel needs to be 18+ >ffw to con: >100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+

25 year olds who have been pushing code out to public facing pages without testing them in a closed environment, ladies and gentlemen

All I've seen of @ifycomedy.com 's presentation for the Smartypants Society is the title, and yet I CONCUR, VEHEMENTLY.

the brief period between the Nintendo DS's existence being known and the only info being that it had two screens, and the Nintendo DS's reveal led to a lot of very funny ideas about how a console with two screens might work

Some old favorite drawings of my cat

Typing at the speed of sound #sonicthehedgehog

remember how in the Dragalia Lost community we didn't have "tanks" we had "baits" because no one could tank more than like 2 hits but we needed someone to learn to dodge the boss attack patterns and bait out the aoes in the right direction so they didn't hit anyone else I miss that game

Same, also

An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods

beware the dangers of working from home (giving myself back problems by lounging on my couch propped up by one elbow for 8+ hours a day)

WE'VE ALL GOT HER BACK 💪💪 #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRolefanart

*on the phone* yea i got the milk. no it doesnt have that fuckass skeleton in it this time. alright cool

therapist: front facing Big Challenges isn't real he can't hurt you front facing Big Challenges:

been watching Bob play Ace Attorney Investigations 2 and all I can think of is this

The Film: What We Do In The Shadows Japanese Title: “Shared House With Vampire” - シェアハウス・ウィズ・ヴァンパイア #japan #japanese #movies #film #vampire

Started on Way of Kings yesterday. Thought it might be a good way to practice character design by doing my take on some characters as I go along~ That prologue was so hype🔥

We’re kicking off this week’s stats with a standing ovation for Imogen Temult. Our top damage dealer for C3E120, she dealt a record-setting 1,865 points of damage to Predathos.

Fishing is primitive gacha.

Today's title fight: ADHD vs Migraine. The mental need to constantly be watching, listening, and doing something vs the physical need to lay down in a dark quiet room. Who will win? Not my fucking head, that's for sure

holy shit lol

It's great to see people in other media get into writing RPGs, and also VERY fun to see some of their design choices. They'll be like "hey, I'm making a TTRPG of my VN about cute witches with big dicks", and I'm like cool, and then they're like "it's a full-conversion LANCER mod", and I'm like: huh.

Pokemon TCG Pocket introduced trading! And it kinda sucks ass! Both sides of the trade effectively have to trade away 5 high-rarity cards to receive 1 of the same rarity. @shiningcrobat.bsky.social thinks it's a ploy to get people off their phones and buying the real cards

They wouldn't be able to shoot this scene today. Too expensive

Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤

#pokemon メガアブソル

We owned many very old very well-functioning Subarus growing up so when people said they were "lesbian" cars but no one told me what a "lesbian" was I had to guess that "lesbians" were super-reliable people who required no maintenance and worked in freezing weather.

Nitro solves everything ニトロで全て解決ですっ☆

It's crazy that my zillion hours on the internet has left me with a simple, unshakeable belief: If I see a product being advertised online, it is poor quality and should be avoided.

playing 1000xRESIST

you asked for it and here it is: tombloom.itch.io/gwafa

okay, 1000xRESIST is definitely not going to be a binge-game for me. just finished chapter 2 and I am absolutely feeling it in my chest. gonna need to let that sit before boarding whatever emotional rollercoaster is coming up next Fantastic story so far though

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Hi new folks!! I'm nick and these are some of my most recent weird little guys