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fan of the stark sisters, the hart brothers, and unfortunately the toronto maple leafs. he/him. canadian. my pro wrestling takes can be found at @hitmanshades.bsky.social Fix your heart or die. Profile picture by @sanrixian.bsky.social
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He lies and says he's not margarine Can't find a butter man She dreams of cream, she dreams of ghee Can't find a butter man

Yes, this is a meaningless fake tournament. But at least we got to tell Trump to eat shit

hahahahahaha overtime (this is a cry for help)

Imagine chanting “USA! USA!” in 2025.

I love pro wrestling

“We all squeezed the stick And we all pulled the trigger”

Meet the Canadians who support U.S. annexation: this 42 year old accountant sucks shit

My favorite part is when Al Pacino is chanting "PROVIDED GUIDELINES" over and over at the crowd outside the bank

Go birds.

The US is the most evil nation in the world.

Stuff like this is why I think booing the anthem is unequivocally good. Because anytime a dumbass like this tries to say "the majority of Canadians want to be American, they are just being suppressed online", you can point to any sporting event and say "we are literally booing your anthem, dude."

The great thing about this video is that it's shot in Quebec — meaning this Cybertruck is legally required to have snow tires on. It has snow tires and it STILL can't move.

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Ford to execute first prisoner by using Ontario healthcare system

Post a gif of a fictional death that devastated you

Happy Yellowjackets season 3 day to all who celebrate

It’s not about fentanyl, it’s not about the border, it’s about lunatic power. And we need allies.

While it isn’t surprising to see this investigation dropped, I have a sick feeling that they’re going to bury the civil suit from his victim like this, too. Fuck Vince McMahon, fuck his flunkies, fuck anyone who knew.

oh god, getting rid of the advisory disclaimers :( the ones on peter pan meant a lot to me as a Native person who loves that movie, but dislikes the racism in it. this is... great, now i'm crying. guess this means they're going to bring back 'song of the south' loudly too?

Now *that's* acting 🎭 @scrambieggs.bsky.social

I've said it before... killing the CBC when the U.S. is using U.S. owned media to propagandize for the destruction of Canada would be smashing all the fire alarms when an arsonist has threatened to burn your house down.

Good on the Sudan/Palestine protestor, managed to get right in the A Minor shot, the literal climax of the show. Immortalized on the NFL YouTube forever.

Folks making fun of Doug Ford for citing "The Flintstones" as a popular modern distraction are clearly not aware of Guy Maddin's ongoing prestige reboot of the series for the CBC. Philistines, the lot of ya

Pro Wrestling is better than that thing you like.

Eyes, throat, balls.

Jess McKenna FOREVERRRRR

Pierre Poilievre is a weak bitch. His “solutions” are delusional. They’re basically three things remixed: 👉🏾 scrap the carbon tax 👉🏾 tax cuts 👉🏾 more police On every. single. issue. This man is a joke wrapped in hashtags and misogyny. I’ll save writing the misogyny article until later

"During these negotiations, President Trump's actions led Canadians to unite in solidarity, and that is absolutely terrible for my brand!"

Trans people have always been here, and will always be here.

Canada considers tariffs on US canned water

Honestly fuck America for making me engage in any hint of nationalism because ew

man do you know how hard you have to fuck up to make Doug Ford look like a reasonable decisive leader

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The French person who hated the sea avoids it like the plage.