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Is it me or does my dog look like a man in a dog suit in this picture?

Who is the Liver King and why should I give a shit?

I’m sorry but the only time I’ve ever liked Trump was today when he said Israel and Iran don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. He really knew how to deliver that line. Sue me.

Trump in the Situation Room pic is (as the kids say) giving Weekend At Bernie’s.

28 Years Later was too soapy for me. Think about the pivotal plot points and tell me it’s not a soap opera.

Having no gift card is arguably better than having a JCPenny gift card.

Every time I hear one of his lackeys say the President is “laser focused” on something I do LOL.

I’ve asked JD Vance two questions and that motherfucker ain’t answering shit.

Things I despise doing in the kitchen: peeling garlic, washing out the French press.

I am not interested in anime, cosplay, or beefcake pics. Cheesecake ones either (not talking food, talking “thirst traps) or furry stuff. Yet all of it shows up on my feed no matter how many times I tell it to show “less like this.” What’s happening? How do I stop it?!?!

Time for the annual schoolhouse rock style history lesson about slavery and the origins of Juneteenth from The Roots

There’s no way Trump knows today is Juneteenth. If he did, he’d executive order it away or change the name. Tell me I’m wrong.

It doesn’t take a narcissist decoder ring to figure out that when Trump says “nobody knows” what he’s going to do regarding Iran what he means is HE doesn’t know.

What are the odds Trump pardons Boelter? I mean, he pardoned like 1500+ people who attacked lawmakers, so we know he loves having people like that on the street.

Real question: why is Boelter facing second degree murder charges?

I want to watch Idiocracy a bunch more than I do, but I can’t get with the Maya Rudolph hooker character. It’s like everything on the train in Trading Places: wack to me.

What happens if the Minnesota gunman is a pardoned J6er?

This man saved the life of a condor who fell from their nest as a young chick. The bird hasn't forgotten and flies back to visit him from time to time ❤️

Unclear how Trump’s gonna say the Iran-Israel War “never woulda happened under…” oh yeah.

I’m a bit put out that legacy news anchors won’t just say Trump is lying about the situation in L.A. Just use the word LIE. Why is that so hard?

I need a reporter to ask Trump how what’s happening in L.A. is different from J6. I need to find out why all those Confederate flags waved by J6ers count as flags from “our country,” but ICE protestors’ Mexican flag is some kind of invasion. I know the answers, but I’m curious what they say.

In sports, do the refs let players fight a little before breaking it up? I don’t think that’s true.