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zacmayakovsky.bsky.social
Educator, Global Citizen, Musician, Artist, Dyslexic, Seeker of Knowledge, Nerd, Father, Excellent Cook, Historian, Humorist
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Am I wrong in that when I see the Iranian mushroom cloud that Trump causes my first thought will be, “At least I don’t have to pay my student loans anymore.”

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I signed each of my student’s yearbooks this year with different Werner Herzog quotes then at the end I added “Have a great summer.” For example: The birds do not sing so much as they screech in misery. Have a great summer.

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I love my Tesla so much that I wear a red armband with the Tesla logo everywhere I go. I took a 1939 mile trip on a single charge and with the financing offers I was happy with the Holocaust of my new Model Y.

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Thanks to the political climate I now believe in god…because I’m pretty sure I’m legally required.

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I ran into one of my all time favorite former students today! I miss teaching in the city…sometimes.

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The reason why Tech companies want to expand the H1B program isn’t because they need talent from abroad. It’s about bringing over indentured servants who must accept exploitation or face deportation.

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Mahogany Fetterman’s take on the United Healthcare CEO shooting is spoken like a man who gets all of his healthcare covered because he is a Congressman. I wish we all had that luxury.

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The Kim Deal piece is coming along. #art #artSky #eduSku

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It’s the “There’s nothing we can do” meme. I can teach anything an our Napoleon and as long as I throw in a couple of times saying, “There’s nothing we can do” they will eat it up for hours. #EduSky

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This looks just like the Gateway Arch in my home city of St.Louis but if the Arch were rad.

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I don’t know about the rest of #EduSky but my students are all far more obsessed with learning every combination of windows hot keys than anything else in school. I say we invent a complex hot key that automatically tells them if an online source is reputable this entire issue is solved

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Future News Story: Larry Page found dead after his Tesla spontaneous exploded for unknown reasons.

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I’ve started flipping off everyone I see in a Tesla. If my children are in the car, we all flip off the Tesla. Know that your driving ability was probably fine, it’s the Tesla.

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Just announced by Education Secretary Linda McMahon: All disputes between teachers and parents regarding IEP accommodations will be settled in a winner takes all steel cage match. #EudSky @neatoday.bsky.social #wwe #aew

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Words I never thought I’d say, “Hitler wore it better.”

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This is the look on your face when you realize the fart felt lumpy.

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