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zacmayakovsky.bsky.social
Educator, Global Citizen, Musician, Artist, Dyslexic, Seeker of Knowledge, Nerd, Father, Excellent Cook, Historian, Humorist
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How much did your treatment cost with your congressional healthcare plan? Maybe you’d understand how us little people feel if you were made to suffer by the health insurance industry. We’ve begged the left for change and you’ve given us nothing.
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It’s the “There’s nothing we can do” meme. I can teach anything an our Napoleon and as long as I throw in a couple of times saying, “There’s nothing we can do” they will eat it up for hours.
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Great read!
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My bad. For some reason I thought The Spectres sang that song. I send you 1,000 apologies. I will say the band Weezer covered that song a few years ago. Really it’s Weezer that has it coming. Anyhow. Please accept my humble apology.
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Not falling for this trick again!
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According to MAGA abortion is legal until the age of 48. In this case I wish they weren’t just spreading misinformation.
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She dropped the worst mom bomb a mom can drop. “Not only am I mad at you, I’m disappointed.”
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I’m convinced they found cancer.
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That band was literally from South Africa.
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Your scam is weak. People were pulling this back in the 1930’s. Be creative with your scams please. People on X will probably fall for this though.
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In today’s news, Larry Page found dead after his Tesla spontaneous exploded for unknown reason.
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I get more of a “That fart felt lumpy” vibe from the photo.
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And MAGA is blind to.
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I drank just enough water to be a straight man who’s really attracted to Rom Hardy.
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Stickers are how we decorate car bumpers.
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There goes intimate b-hole play.
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If you drive a Tesla I’m flipping you off, if my entire family is in the car we’re all flipping you off. Just know it’s the Tesla. Your driving was probably fine.
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Anther struggling to shovel show this morning your video was uplifting.
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I keep reporting my me-ma on this and they give her a free pass every time.
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If you posted this on X a majority of the users would have asked where in Atlanta this picture was taken.
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Ok, you’ve guilted me. You get ONE heavy lift. The rest I’m phoning in.
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Link!
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Make Uruk Great Again
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That is the exact look of a man who just realized that his fart felt lumpy.
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Wrong, you left out that we also want to turn everyone gay.
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Seems too forced…but I’m waiting for the opening. Rest assured.
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Words I never thought I’d say, “Hitler wore it better”.
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Music teacher, punk rocker, and all around human. But as I am a punk rocker, I refuse to say hi.
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Followed! Thanks for the great starter pack.
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That’s the look on your face when you realize the fart felt lumpy.
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Please write something I can criticize you about, per a post I read from you earlier today.
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I feel your pain, you’d fit right in here in St.Louis.
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I’m not a psychic but I can read his mind in this photo and he’s thinking, “That fart felt lumpy.”
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I’m not a psychic but I can read his mind in this photo and he’s thinking, “That fart felt lumpy.”