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zakdsw.bsky.social
Writer, bookseller, Morris dancer and undertaker. No, not all at the same time. Caught between dildo shop and crematorium.
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And another blogpost from the vaults... dirtysexywords.com/toys-trigger...

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They are all psychologically 12-year-old boys, aren't they? It's a wildly exciting sleepover: so many amazing toys to play with. And their actual homes are probably fetid pits of stiffened wanksocks and mouldy pizza boxes.

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“Parity with men is not a treat benevolently bestowed upon us, nor a kindness that can now be rescinded” www.newstatesman.com/the-weekend-...

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As per fucking usual, an attempt to keep people 'safe from porn' does harm (see also www.girlonthenet.com/osa/ ) Protection you didn't ask for is never in your interest. It's always about keeping you under control.

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Not my best day. Officious little prick at the coach station made me miss my coach (though when I complained, the rest of the staff let me on the next one), low sales at least partly due to stock not arriving, then coach home delayed by 40 minutes.

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Just going to chuck out the occasional ICYMI post from the blog now and again. Here's one... dirtysexywords.com/every-gigs-a...

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Yup, buy from us directly. We get more of the money than Jeffy does if you do that.

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Entertaining day @londonaltmarket.bsky.social yesterday with some great conversations, some books sold and some well-deserved awards won

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Sad news: sexual freedom legend/pioneer Tuppy Owens has died.

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Got a busy weekend ahead (after a busy day today). If you're in London on Sunday come and see us

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The cover art for my novel "Swinella - A Hamden Town Tail" was painted by the immensely talented Arrival of Birds. You can follow them on Bluesky here- @arrivalofbirds.bsky.social The book will be available at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social this Sunday from @zakdsw.bsky.social #swinella

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Many thanks to @girlonthenet.bsky.social for the blog post about my novel "Swinella - A Hamden Town Tail" 🐷 #swinella #girlonthenet #gloriasync #translit #smutsky #booksky #spicesky #transfur #piggirl www.girlonthenet.com/blog/swinell...

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Kate Bush, Damon Albarn, Björn Ulvaeus, Paul McCartney among 1000 artists on silent AI protest album 'Is This What We Want?' Great use of Spotify as a protest medium too! Organised by @ednewtonrex.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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Cheers @girlonthenet.bsky.social so glad you like it.

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You can also buy it from Dirty Sexy Words at kink markets, like @londonaltmarket.bsky.social this Sunday and also the Kinky Spring Fair in Norwich the day before...

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Oh... I almost forgot! My wonderful book about my adorable pig-girl is still available online. www.amazon.co.uk/Swinella-Ham...

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Given that I use this account for being all professional and encouraging you to buy books from me... can anyone advise on how long baked beans will keep in the fridge, in a covered container? I *could* eat the whole tinful by myself but it would be a kindness to my co-workers tomorrow not to do so.

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I planned to spend the day cleaning the house a bit. Not started yet.

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So far, we haven't produced an e-book version of @gloriasync.bsky.social spectacularly filthy debut. We're a bit old-skool like that. And you can get your print copy from my site dirtysexywords.com/about/dsw-bo...

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If you prefer to give me more money than you're giving Jeffy, get your copy of Swinella via the website dirtysexywords.com/about/dsw-bo...

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