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Listen I love her, but Shira Haas is the least intimidating possible person to play a widow. She’s about 4 feet tall and might weigh 80 pounds. I just can’t believe her throwing grown men around.

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Every single time I get hit with the @theverge.com paywall, I get slightly madder at them for instituting it and less likely to go the site.

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This is why I will forever watch anything Alan Ritchson is in or a part of.

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Self proclaimed “great business man” wants to light $500 million on fire instead of trying to sell it to a buyer.

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Marvel just needs to make like 3 really good $60 million movies and stop with this huge budget bullshit.

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Is the correct term “has-been” or is it “never-was” if he only had one moderate success?

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“Dance Yrself Clean” by LCD Soundsystem.

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Mitch McConnell is giving very strong “Death is at my doorstep so I’m trying very hard to repent for all my sins” energy.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My movie idea is just Angel Has Fallen, but what if the president was the bad guy?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your favorite @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social album and why is it Futures?

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“Fix your hearts or die” is so good because the character is not threatening anyone. He’s warning them that they’ve fucked up and there’s time to change before the universe notices.

submitted 17 days ago • 16 comments

Trans 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 invisible 👏 Lady Gaga saying what needs to be said as always #Grammys

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Will Smith about to smack Herbie Hancock at the #Grammys

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Lady Gaga is fucking back.

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Are Teddy Swims and Jelly Roll the same person?

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We are so completely fucked.

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Congrats America, on giving an unscrupulous, racist tech billionaire access to your own money.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Listen I’m going to be completely honest with you. I have never met a single person who has watched Wheel of Time on Amazon Prime, and that’s saying a lot because I play in a D&D campaign monthly. Like, I know nerds.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Remember how in like late 2019, we were all like “god every day is awful and nothing ever gets better, but thank god it’s almost over!” Well now we’re 9 days in and it’s already that but much much worse.

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