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zalfano.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
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Trash gonna trash.
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Who is that handsome mustachioed man???
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I feel like I’m at risk of being electrocuted just looking at this thing
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I would always prefer a weekly release schedule. Gives it time to build and creates chatter.
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Netflix’s release strategy of 4 episodes every 3 months is just baffling to me.
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I need to see his last 4 watched on Letterboxed
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Is it controversial to say I want an RE:1 remake in the vein of the RE:2,3, and 4 remakes?
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Fuck around and, and I can’t stress this enough, find out.
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Heard he likes em young.
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Seeing this friendship blossom has truly been a joy in my life.
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This man is kidding himself if he thinks that election was either legal OR legitimate.
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“Certain people” = wipipo
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Worse that there was one set in a haunted house with a clone child and it was somehow bad.
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Netflix hates making money, except when it means raising subscription fees. If they made money from a theatrical release, then they wouldn’t be able to justify raising subscription prices.
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Ariana Debose’s kill streak continues!
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You’re gonna hate this but hear me out. You know who probably has a fantastic timely political album in them? Brand New.
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No film franchise has had a lower critical success rate in history. The Jurassic Park franchise is 1 excellent film, 1 okay film, and 4 increasingly bad ones.
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The third one was about locusts. That’s all I got.
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Listen I live Rivians, I want one to be my next vehicle, but I think having a starting price around $70k is killing them. You’re looking at $80k-$90k minimum with financing. Just too astronomically expensive.
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A Rivian R1T is my dream vehicle. I currently don’t have a car payment, and I’m saving for a wedding and a home on 2026, but once that’s done, it’ll be my next vehicle.
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Immediate upgrade. Been waiting years for this.
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Caitlyn Jenner for example
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To be clear: this is not a commentary on the quality of the show, just an observation.
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Also we’re proud to present a new free to play hero shooter that we’ve been working on for the past 11 years.
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I hope it’s a cover of “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder.