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Alchemist: Is there any significance to the room we're in? GM: Let me check, because I doubt the design intent was "this is a great room for cultists to ambush people." #pathfinder1e

Paladin, pouting because the shadow demon ran away. Sorceror: I mean, I did hit them for 80+ damage in two turns. #pathfinder1e

Paladin: I stand between the shadow demon and my allies, and take a defensive stance. GM: The shadow demon leaves. Paladin: ...BITCH! #pathfinder1e

Sorceror: RAW, I am doing non lethal damage on the claw and bite attacks. Don't ask me how, it's like how Solid Snake uses his "Tranq" 50 cal. #pathfinder1e

Druid: And Noods deals 15 "hug" damage. Sorceror: Struggle Snuggles! #pathfinder1e

Rogue: Bluff and stab! Imma violence this man! #pathfinder1e

Rogue: So that's a total of 51 damage. GM: Yeah, he had 3 hp left. #pathfinder1e

GM: You see a shadow demon. Alchemist: Oh right, I sold his friend's shit. #pathfinder1e

Alchemist: Feat taxes are theft. Paladin: Says the Abadaran. #pathfinder1e

GM: I forgot, you can see through Invisibility. So when you step in, you see him and he realizes you CAN see him. #pathfinder1e

Aasimar Paladin: So, with that Natural 20, my stealth is a 17... I don't know what you guys expected. #pathfinder1e

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Felt @chriswarcraft.bsky.social would enjoy this comment from my Pathfinder gaming companion. #pathfinder1e

Shoutout to the MH Wilds rando on a group hunt whose response to “I’ve mounted the monster!” was “I miss her…” Good luck, buddy, feel like you’re working through some stuff!

...... okay Titanfall Farming Sim is three words that I did not expect to go together but which intrigue me

Excited to announce I had the honor of painting multiple artworks of Majima commissioned by Matt Mercer himself!✨ Here is the first piece!✨ #Yakuza

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"Can you explain this gap in your resume" Fool. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavory fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I rememb-

Oracle: How far away are you? Oh perfect, I can reach your bones! #pathfinder1e

GM: So he casts Polymorph Any Object on the Arcanist- Arcanist: Oh, he targets me? *Spell Turning* GM: Oh... well then- *Fails his own save* Bloodrager: This is the dumbest way for this to end. #pathfinder1e

DM: Ok, so the Bloodrager failed the save versus Waves of Ecstacy, then grabbed by Black Tentacles, and now he's been hit by Inflict Pain... so he's having a "fun" time. #pathfinder1e

GM: And what do you do? Cleric: Follow the teachings of Torag. I've built a fort, and now I'm gonna hold it. #pathfinder1e

Did I just draw something purely to impress my husband so he can say i did a great job and get a ton of head pets? You BET YOUR ASS I DID

Mesmerist: I'm going to cast Enervation. *Nat 20* Entire party cringes in pain. #pathfinder1e

Oracle: Lava doesn't count as "unworked stone" does it... GM: ...I'll let you try to sell me on it. Cleric Out of Character: Like the trickster mythic path?! #pathfinder1e #outofcontextttrpg

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I ghiblified myself but without using AI filters just to say a thing:

Looking for someone who's well versed in Shintoism; it's for something I'm writing. I've done a lot of my own research, but I'd love to be able to talk to anyone who's a bit more well educated than I about it.

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May your day find you with a good coffee paired with a song you like.