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Rogue: Can you imagine them cooking inside of their stoneskim because of all the fire? Sorceror who just crit with two of his three scorching rays: ...that's messed up. #pathfinder1e

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"You want me to practice my aria with a raging hard on while staring at myself? I mean, that fits for Don Giovanni." #outofcontext #opera

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Always cool when non-humans are iconics! Still hoping the necromancer is a Shoony

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NO BECAUSE THE HOT/JACUZZI TUB IS IN THE BEDROOM

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Paladin: Did you just yeet the ghost? Sorceror: Battering Blast for the win! GM: Your CMB failed. Paladin and Sorceror: ...shit. #pathfinder1e

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The magic of pre-rendered backgrounds: Artists would meticulously craft detailed 3D scenes, render them as static images, then overlay interactive elements and characters. Hours of modeling work condensed into a single atmospheric shot that could tell entire stories.

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Alexandria 5x7" ink on claybord, 2021

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In a voice lesson (baritone) Instructor: Let's look at this piece and see where it sits. pulls out Vesti la giubba Me: I thought we said I WASN'T a tenor... #singing #baritone

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GM: Roll sense motive. Alchemist: ...12 GM: "Huh, what was that's guys problem?" #pathfinder1e #outofcontextttrpg

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Hi guys! Please consider commissioning me if you are interested…it means a lot to me! Got to pay my bills and drawing is my career…it’s a tough time and I appreciate all your support!

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Not only should you not buy it, you should actively tell friends and family not to buy it, and you should act with some disdain towards people who are told what Rowling has become and what she is doing and still buy it anyway.

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Alchemist: I don't want to reload my crossbow. So, I drop that and throw a bomb. Nat 20 #pathfinder1e

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Paladin: So that's a 31 in the first attack... a 31 on the second attack... and a natural 20 bringing that to a third 31. #pathfinder1e

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Sorceror: Smash or pass. Paladin: We know the giant will choose smash every time. #pathfinder1e

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Nerdy Alaskan Singer

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Any kobold oc followers interested in a special project~?

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You'd think that after all these years that sudden GOOD news wouldn't rattle me as much as it does.

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Me: I'm just saying, "Oshi" and "Top Throne Contributor" is a perfectly correct way to describe Illeosa and the ghost of Kazavon Korvosa Historical Society: WE AREN'T WARNING YOU A SIXTH TIME GET OUT!

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Human Sorceror: He sees an alternate universe version of himself dust away and takes mental damage. Dwarven Cleric out of character: You gommage his variant!? HS: It's what Unraveling Blast DOES! #pathfinfer2e #expedition33

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GM: Sqik, it's your go. Sqik: I grumble, and move to attack. Assholes stealing my one liner... #pathfinder2e

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Human Sorceror: tosses spider corpse THIS IS YOUR EVICTION NOTICE! Goblin Rogue: You stole my one liner! #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Inventor: George, cast 'Force Punch.' Always have a 'wizard' in the party. Dwarven Cleric side eyes the goblin #pathfinder2e

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GM: You have the ability of the sword. Sqik: NO, That's for the Spider Piper. I've got a one liner all prepped for him. #pathfinder2e

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GM: You have one action left. Dwarven Cleric: Eep! raises shield #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Rogue: Fuck you, Spider! The great Sqik will vanquish you! GM: And the other one webs you to the ground. Sqik: NO! This is what I get for talking shit! #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Inventor: Oh sure, put the goblins in front. Human Sorceror: Well, yes. You're short enough that the noose traps will miss your neck. Goblin Inventor: ...actually- #pathfinder2e

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GM: It takes a few minutes for all the spiders to run away. Goblin Rogue: It WAS a HOPELESS amount of spiders!

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GM: Rogue, you see a trap right here. GOBLIN Rogue: A trap! I need to step on it to 'disarm' it. Entire Party: NO! #pathfinder2e

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Dwarven Cleric sees giant spider: ...George, please cast 'fireball.' Goblin Inventor: That's NOT how that works! #pathfinder2e

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GM: Roll inititive. Dwarven Cleric Rolls a 19 on the die: I hear the Goblin Rogue fall through the door and lock in. #pathfinder2e

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GM: You see a moth eaten mattress- Goblin Rogue: I TOLD you the ghost stole the mattress! #pathfinder2e

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GM: You see a scrap of paper that says "Finley's room, leave em be." Goblin Rogue: I read that, and then I go in. #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Rogue exploring on old domicile: Where are all the mattresses? Did the ghost steal them all?! #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Inventor: Stay in this hallway, we must remain in Lightning Bolt Formation! #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Rogue nat 1 on recall knowledge check They guy sends his spiders after you? He must be a Spider Piper! It's like a Pied Piper, but for spiders! #pathfinder2e

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Goblin Rogue: That's not scary bird mouse, that's a scale bird snek! #pathfinder2e

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Everyone fails the check to identify the iridescent scales and feather Goblin Rogue: It's obviously from the scaley bird mouse! #pathfinder2e

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