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Hey everyone. I know things are tight all over and none of us have much to spare. But my friend @kallycutie.bsky.social is one of the best, most amazing people I've ever known. She's a fantastic GM for Pathfinder if you ever wanted to learn the system. You won't find a better person to teach you.

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." A group of explorers is taught a valuable lesson about life and loss by a crew of disgruntled castaways.

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"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." A rambunctious ship's stowaway plays hide-and-seek with the exasperated crew.

Rogue: Can you imagine them cooking inside of their stoneskim because of all the fire? Sorceror who just crit with two of his three scorching rays: ...that's messed up. #pathfinder1e

"You want me to practice my aria with a raging hard on while staring at myself? I mean, that fits for Don Giovanni." #outofcontext #opera

Always cool when non-humans are iconics! Still hoping the necromancer is a Shoony

NO BECAUSE THE HOT/JACUZZI TUB IS IN THE BEDROOM

Paladin: Did you just yeet the ghost? Sorceror: Battering Blast for the win! GM: Your CMB failed. Paladin and Sorceror: ...shit. #pathfinder1e

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In a voice lesson (baritone) Instructor: Let's look at this piece and see where it sits. *pulls out Vesti la giubba* Me: I thought we said I WASN'T a tenor... #singing #baritone

GM: Roll sense motive. Alchemist: ...12 GM: "Huh, what was that's guys problem?" #pathfinder1e #outofcontextttrpg

Hi guys! Please consider commissioning me if you are interested…it means a lot to me! Got to pay my bills and drawing is my career…it’s a tough time and I appreciate all your support!

Not only should you not buy it, you should actively tell friends and family not to buy it, and you should act with some disdain towards people who are told what Rowling has become and what she is doing and still buy it anyway.

Alchemist: I don't want to reload my crossbow. So, I drop that and throw a bomb. *Nat 20* #pathfinder1e

Paladin: So that's a 31 in the first attack... a 31 on the second attack... and a natural 20 bringing that to a third 31. #pathfinder1e

Sorceror: Smash or pass. Paladin: We know the giant will choose smash every time. #pathfinder1e

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You'd think that after all these years that sudden GOOD news wouldn't rattle me as much as it does.

Me: I'm just saying, "Oshi" and "Top Throne Contributor" is a perfectly correct way to describe Illeosa and the ghost of Kazavon Korvosa Historical Society: WE AREN'T WARNING YOU A SIXTH TIME GET OUT!

Human Sorceror: He sees an alternate universe version of himself dust away and takes mental damage. Dwarven Cleric out of character: You gommage his variant!? HS: It's what Unraveling Blast DOES! #pathfinfer2e #expedition33

GM: Sqik, it's your go. Sqik: I grumble, and move to attack. Assholes stealing my one liner... #pathfinder2e

Human Sorceror: *tosses spider corpse* THIS IS YOUR EVICTION NOTICE! Goblin Rogue: You stole my one liner! #pathfinder2e

Goblin Inventor: George, cast 'Force Punch.' Always have a 'wizard' in the party. Dwarven Cleric *side eyes the goblin* #pathfinder2e

GM: You have the ability of the sword. Sqik: NO, That's for the Spider Piper. I've got a one liner all prepped for him. #pathfinder2e

GM: You have one action left. Dwarven Cleric: Eep! *raises shield* #pathfinder2e

Goblin Rogue: Fuck you, Spider! The great Sqik will vanquish you! GM: And the other one webs you to the ground. Sqik: NO! This is what I get for talking shit! #pathfinder2e

Goblin Inventor: Oh sure, put the goblins in front. Human Sorceror: Well, yes. You're short enough that the noose traps will miss your neck. Goblin Inventor: ...actually- #pathfinder2e

GM: It takes a few minutes for all the spiders to run away. Goblin Rogue: It WAS a HOPELESS amount of spiders!

GM: Rogue, you see a trap right here. GOBLIN Rogue: A trap! I need to step on it to 'disarm' it. Entire Party: NO! #pathfinder2e

Dwarven Cleric *sees giant spider*: ...George, please cast 'fireball.' Goblin Inventor: That's NOT how that works! #pathfinder2e

GM: Roll inititive. Dwarven Cleric *Rolls a 19 on the die*: I hear the Goblin Rogue fall through the door and lock in. #pathfinder2e

GM: You see a moth eaten mattress- Goblin Rogue: I TOLD you the ghost stole the mattress! #pathfinder2e

GM: You see a scrap of paper that says "Finley's room, leave em be." Goblin Rogue: I read that, and then I go in. #pathfinder2e