Congratulations! Ottawa overwhelmingly rejected the Cons and, though I'm saddened by the overall results in the province, I can't think of a better person to fight for a better future on our behalf.

Nice try, John, but you're not getting my sovereign Canadian rat erotica. That beaver smut is a protected cultural artifact proudly developed under the watchful eye of the Crown - proud, semi-aquatic, and thicc as hell. But like, thanks for the tip.